Had a few health problems since xmas went to the Dr's in Jan who thought my backache (which I thought was a recurring kidney infection on and off for four years LOL) was posture related. and sent me for physio. That didn't help and made it worse so the physio sent me back to the Dr's who reluctantly sent me for an ultrasound scan, turns out I have Gallstones, (plural meaning lots of them). Reading up on it I seem to have all the symptoms, including ones I didn't realize were symptoms like frequent burping, and pain like a twisting muscle under my right boob. The cure seems to be removal of the gallbladder, so looks like i am in for an op. On the positive side I will be able to have some time off work as I have only been off for 1 week with flu in 15 years they can't say I go sick regularly.
Apparently I am a perfect fit for the 5 F's
Fat, Fertile (pre menopausal), Fair Skinned, Forty plus, and Flatulent ( Indegestion not botty burping get your mind out of the gutter Foggy [:D])
Have to go back to my Dr's on the 27th to find out what the prognosis is and hopefully some idea of waiting times. I am expecting up to an 18 month wait knowing the NHS.
If life is what you make it, I must have been in a strange mood when I made mine