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Andy1964
IVA Journeyman
8 month\s down 52 month\s to go.
United Kingdom
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 Posted - 27 July 2010 : 17:49:42
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SOME GREAT QUESTIONS BROUGHT TO YOU BY PETER KAY
1) Why does your gynaecologist leave the room when you get undressed?
2) If a person owns a piece of land do they own it all the way down to the core of the earth?
3) Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?
4) Is it possible to brush your teeth without wiggling your bottom?
5) Why is it called Alcoholics Anonymous when the first thing you do is stand up and say, 'My name is Peter and I am an alcoholic'?
6) Why are they called stairs inside but steps outside?
7) Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?
8) Why does mineral water that 'has trickled through mountains for centuries' have a 'use by' date?
9) Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to horrible crisp no one would eat?
10) Is French kissing in France just called kissing?
11) Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, 'I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink whatever comes out'?
12) What do people in China call their good quality plates?
13) Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?
14) What do you call male ballerinas?
15) Why is a person that handles your money called a 'Broker'?
16) If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?
17) If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?
18) Why is it that when someone tells you that there are over a billion stars in the universe, you believe them, but if they tell you there is wet paint somewhere, you have to touch it to make sure.
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If we all threw our problems in a pile and saw everyone else’s, we’d grab ours back.
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Skippy
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United Kingdom
16660 Posts |
Posted - 27 July 2010 : 20:18:14
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I love it! I can't wait to see him next year - I wish I didn't have to wait that long! |
Success is not final, failure is not fatal, it the courage to continue that counts.
View my blog at http://skippy13.blogs.iva.co.uk/
Last IPA payment made 28th June 2010 - it's finally over! |
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lesley_
Forum Expert
31 month\s down 29 month\s to go.
United Kingdom
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kallis3
Administrator
29 month\s down 31 month\s to go.
United Kingdom
36857 Posts |
Posted - 28 July 2010 : 08:29:17
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Buckle your seat belt Dorothy, 'cos Kansas is going bye bye.
29 down, 31 to go.
Jan
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Helen
Forum Expert
IVA completed.
United Kingdom
6244 Posts |
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flow13
IVA Journeyman
49 month\s down 11 month\s to go.
United Kingdom
656 Posts |
Posted - 29 July 2010 : 09:02:58
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| BRILL! I love Peter Kay. x |
There is sunshine beyond the clouds - so I am told!!!
Read my blog at http://flow13.blogs.iva.co.uk/ 'Aiming for the finish line'
Last Payment 16th July 2011! |
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