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Lisa2009

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Post by Lisa2009 » Sun Dec 23, 2007 8:02 pm
Deep and crisp and even????

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Post by Lisa2009 » Sun Dec 23, 2007 8:03 pm
LOL sorry Dave, didnt read the bottom bit.....
Blonde moment AGAIN [:D][:I]
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Post by itschahat » Mon Dec 31, 2007 8:55 am
Squirrels had overrun three churches in town. After much prayer, the elders of the first church determined that the animals were predestined to be there. Who were they to interfere with God's will? they reasoned. Soon, the squirrels multiplied.
The elders of the second church, deciding that they could not harm any of God's creatures, humanely trapped the squirrels and set them free outside of town. Three days later, the squirrels were back.
It was only the third church that succeeded in keeping the pests away. The elders baptized the squirrels and registered them as members of the church. Now they only see them on Christmas and Easter.

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Post by thebear29uk » Mon Dec 31, 2007 11:53 am
An elderly woman goes to see her GP.
"Dr I've got this terrible problem where I can't stop breaking wind. They are always silent and they don't smell but in the time I've been talking to you I've broken wind about 20 times."
The Dr writes out a prescription and tells her to take the tablets for a week then return.
A week later she returns and is furious.
"Dr you have made things worse. Now not only am I still breaking wind but they smell terrible as well.

The Dr smiles and says "Relax, now we've sorted out your sinuses we'll work on your hearing."

Its the way I type them.
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