A Mothers instinct!

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Andy1964

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Post by Andy1964 » Thu Sep 16, 2010 8:56 pm
A young man called Roger invited his mother for dinner.
During the course of the meal, his mother couldn't help but notice how handsome Roger's flatmate, Simon, was. She had long been suspicious of a relationship between the two, and this only made her more curious.
Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was more between Roger and his flatmate than met the eye.
Reading his mum's thoughts, Roger volunteered, "I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you, Simon & I are just flatmates".
About a week later, Simon came to Roger saying, "Ever since your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the frying pan, you don't suppose she took it do you?"


"Well I doubt it, but I'll email her just to be sure" said Roger.
So he sat down and wrote:

DEAR MOTHER,
I'M NOT SAYING THAT YOU "DID" TAKE THE FRYING PAN FROM MY HOUSE,
I'M NOT SAYING THAT YOU "DID NOT" TAKE THE FRYING PAN, BUT THE FACT REMAINS THAT IT HAS BEEN MISSING EVER SINCE YOU WERE HERE FOR DINNER.
LOVE ROGER

Several days later, Roger received an email from his mother which read:

DEAR SON,
I'M NOT SAYING THAT YOU "DO" SLEEP WITH SIMON, AND I'M NOT SAYING THAT YOU "DO NOT" SLEEP WITH SIMON, BUT THE FACT REMAINS THAT IF HE WAS SLEEPING IN HIS OWN BED, HE WOULD HAVE FOUND THE FRYING PAN BY NOW.
LOVE MUM
Lesson of the day, NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER (SHE ALWAYS, ALWAYS FINDS OUT
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Post by nepensioner » Thu Sep 16, 2010 9:06 pm
[:D][:D] Thats better!!
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Post by kallis3 » Thu Sep 16, 2010 9:12 pm
I've seen this one in the last few days, can't remember where though.

Must try harder Andy![:D]
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Post by Skippy » Thu Sep 16, 2010 10:20 pm
I think I sent it to you Jan as it was doing the rounds at work!
 
 

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Post by Andy1964 » Thu Sep 16, 2010 10:23 pm
Skippy you should have put it on here to save duplications.
If we all threw our problems in a pile and saw everyone else’s, we’d grab ours back.

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Post by Skippy » Thu Sep 16, 2010 10:41 pm
I rarely think about posting jokes - you and Ray have that sorted! Anyway, most of the ones we get at work aren't suitable for the forum!
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