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Post by Wizzzard » Fri Jul 09, 2010 8:50 am
A bus stops and two old country Italian men get on. They seat themselves, and engage in animated conversation in English. The lady sitting behind them ignores their conversation at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of the men say the following;

"Emma come first. Den I come. Two asses, they come together. I come again. Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come once-a more."

"You foul-mouthed swine," retorted the lady indignantly. "In this country we don't talk about our sex lives in public!"

"Hey, coola down lady," said the man. "Imma just tellun ma friend howa to spella Mississippi."
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Post by kallis3 » Fri Jul 09, 2010 9:21 am
I love that one Ray![:D][:D][:D]
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Post by Shining » Fri Jul 09, 2010 8:07 pm
[:D]
IVA final payment left the bank on the 26th January 2013...looking forward to a debt free future.
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