A crusty old Marine Sergeant Major found himself at a gala event hosted by a local liberal arts college. There was no shortage of young, idealistic ladies in attendance, one of whom approached the Sergeant Major and asked, “Excuse me, Sergeant Major, but you seem to be a very serious man. Is something bothering you?”
“Negative, ma'am. Just serious by nature.”
The young lady looked at his awards and decorations and said, “It looks like you have seen a lot of action?”
“Yes, ma'am, a lot of action.”
The young lady, tiring of trying to start up a conversation, said, “You know, you should lighten up a little. Relax and enjoy yourself.”
The Sergeant Major just stared at her in his very serious manner.
Finally the young lady said, “You know, I hope you don't take this the wrong way, but when is the last time you made love?”
“1955,” he replied.
“Well, there you are. No wonder you're so serious. You really need to chill out! I mean, nothing since 1955!” She took his hand and led him to a private room.
Afterwards, panting for breath, she leaned against his bare chest and said, ”Wow, you sure didn't forget much since 1955.”
The Sergeant Major said in his serious voice, after glancing at his watch, “I hope not ma'am ; it's only 2130 now.”
Stand at ease....[:D]
If we all threw our problems in a pile and saw everyone else’s, we’d grab ours back.
Funds paid to date accepted as F&F 16th August 2013, the wait for completion begins.
Wait over....certificate recieved 3rd May 2014