Aussie Honeymoon

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Wizzzard

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Post by Wizzzard » Mon Aug 02, 2010 5:36 pm
An Aussie stockman and his wife had just got married and found a nice hotel for their wedding night. The man approached the front desk and asked for a room.

He said, 'We're on our honeymoon and we need a nice room, with a good strong bed."

The clerk winked, 'You want the 'Bridal'?'

The drover reflected on this for a moment and then replied, "Nah, I reckon not. I'll just hold onto her ears until she gets used to it."
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Post by kallis3 » Mon Aug 02, 2010 5:38 pm
[:D][:D]

Love it!
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