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Wizzzard

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Post by Wizzzard » Wed Jun 30, 2010 1:08 pm
...happy smiling faces [:D]

A North Yorkshire small holder buys several sheep, hoping to breed them for wool. After several weeks, he notices that none of the sheep are getting pregnant, so he phones the local vet for help.

"Ah've gotten these here sheep, vitenry" he tells the vet, "but theres noot abaht them ... they winnet sprog."

The vet tells him that he should try artificial insemination.

The small holder doesn't have the slightest idea what this means but, not wanting to display his ignorance, only asks the vet how he will know when the sheep are pregnant. The vet tells him that they will stop standing around and instead will lie down and wallow in grass when they are pregnant.

The man hangs up and gives it some thought. He comes to the conclusion that artificial insemination means he has to impregnate the sheep himself. So, he loads the sheep into his lorry, drives them out into the woods, does the dirty deed, brings them back, and goes to bed.

Next morning, he wakes and looks out at the sheep, but they are all still standing around, he decides that the first try didn't take. So he loads them all into the lorry again, and drives them out to the woods, treats each sheep twice for good measure, brings them back, and goes to bed exhausted.

Next morning, he wakes to find the sheep still just standing round.

"Tha's gooing te have te dee it agin", he tells himself, and proceeds to load them up, and drive them out to the woods yet again. He spends all day with the sheep and upon returning home, falls kernackered into bed.

The next morning, he cannot even raise himself from the bed to look out of the window. He asks his wife to look, and tell him if the sheep are lying in the grass.

"Nay lad," sez she, "they're all in't back 'o yon lorry , and one of them is beeping the horn."

Have a nice day xxx
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Post by Andy1964 » Wed Jun 30, 2010 1:14 pm
[:D][:D] nice one Arnie[:)]
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Post by Wizzzard » Wed Jun 30, 2010 2:37 pm
The name is Wizz or Ray, thank you
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Post by Declan at DebtFreeDirect » Wed Jun 30, 2010 2:57 pm
Good to see you back Ray.
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Post by Skippy » Wed Jun 30, 2010 2:58 pm
It's good to have you back Ray x
 
 

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Post by MrsKnight » Wed Jun 30, 2010 4:21 pm
Great to have you back Ray - We missed you too.

N thank u for your offer on the phone - Lesley is kindly helping me out.
I dont know where I would be without this forum & your posts ray.
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Post by Shining » Wed Jun 30, 2010 4:39 pm
Hey Wizz! It's so nice to see you again keep them coming as I enjoy them x
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Post by kallis3 » Wed Jun 30, 2010 6:54 pm
Just caught up Ray, and fantastic to see you back.

We miss you and your jokes when you're not around and do worry about you.
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Post by Andy1964 » Wed Jun 30, 2010 7:20 pm
Wizzzard wrote:

The name is Wizz or Ray, thank you
Sorry Ray, very flippant of me [:I] consider my wrist slapped, won't happen again, Like everyone else says, great to know you're back.
If we all threw our problems in a pile and saw everyone else’s, we’d grab ours back.

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Post by Julie » Thu Jul 01, 2010 7:25 pm
Woohoo! Glad you have back Ray [:D][:D] xx
 
 

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Post by moretolife » Thu Jul 01, 2010 8:08 pm
Hellooooooo Wizzz.....lovely to see you
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Post by kallis3 » Thu Jul 01, 2010 8:41 pm
Hope you stick around Ray, we do miss you when you're not here.
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