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Andy1964

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Post by Andy1964 » Sun Sep 05, 2010 2:09 pm
I trust Admin have sense of humour[:)]

An entire new strain of viruses has just been uncovered and we wanted to get this information to you as soon as possible.



Titanic virus................Makes your whole computer go down.

Disney virus.................Everything in the computer goes Goofy.

Mike Tyson virus.............Quits after one byte.

Prozac virus.......Screws up your RAM but your processor doesn't care.

Spice Girl virus.............Has no real function, but makes a pretty desktop.

Ronald Reagan virus..........Saves your data, but forgets.

Oprah Winfrey virus........Your 200MB hard drive suddenly shrinks to 80MB, and then slowly expands to 300MB.

Arnold Schwarzenegger virus........Terminates and stays resident. It'll be back.

FEDERAL BUREAUCRAT VIRUS- Divides your hard drive into hundreds of little units, each of which do practically nothing, but all of which claim to be the most important part of the computer.

BT VIRUS- Every three minutes it reminds you what great service you are getting.

SKY VIRUS- Every three minutes it reminds you that you are paying too much for the BT virus.

GOVERNMENT ECONOMIST VIRUS- Nothing works, but all your diagnostic software says everything is fine.

PARLIAMENTARY VIRUS- Computer locks up, screen splits vertically with a message appearing on each half blaming the other side for the problem.

AIRLINE VIRUS- You're in Barcelona but your data is in Singapore.

STAR TREK VIRUS- Invades your system and boldly goes where no virus has gone before.



No charge for the support[:D]
If we all threw our problems in a pile and saw everyone else’s, we’d grab ours back.

Funds paid to date accepted as F&F 16th August 2013, the wait for completion begins.
Wait over....certificate recieved 3rd May 2014
 
 

carole2662

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Post by carole2662 » Sun Sep 05, 2010 2:51 pm
Now I know what is wrong with my computer it has all of the above!!
 
 

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Post by MrsKnight » Mon Sep 06, 2010 10:55 am
[:D][:D][:D]
Final IVA payment made in April 2013, never ever thought we could do it or get through it but we did! X



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