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Post by Wizzzard » Thu Jul 29, 2010 6:29 am
A few moths ago, there was an opening with MI6 for an assassin. These highly classified positions are hard to fill, and there's a lot of testing and background checks involved before you can even be considered for the position. After sending some applicants through the background checks, traning and testing, they narrowed the possible choices down to two men and a women, but only one position was avaliable.

The day came for the final test to see which person would get the extremely secretive job. The MI6 men administering the test took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun.

"We must know that you will follow your instuructions no matter what the circumstances" they explained. "Inside this room, you will find your wife sitting in a chair. Take this gun and kill her."

The man got a shocked look on his face and said, "You can't be serious! I could never shoot my own wife!"

"Well," said the MI6 operative, "You're definitley not the right man for the job then."

So they bring in the second man to the same door and handed him a gun. "We must know that you will follow your instuructions no matter what the circumstances" they explained to the second man. "Inside this room, you will find your wife sitting in a chair. Take this gun and kill her."

The second man looked a bit shocked, but nevertheless took the gun and went in the room. All was quiet for about 5 minutes, then the door opened. The man came out of the room with tears in his eyes. "I tried to shoot her, I just couldn't pull the trigger and shoot my wife. I guess I'm not the man for the job."

"No" the MI6 man replied, "You don't have what it takes. Take your wife and go home."

Now they're down to the woman left to test. Again they led her to the same door to the same room and handed her the same gun. "We must know that you will follow your instuructions no matter what the circumstances, this is your final test. Inside you will find your husband sitting in a chair. Take this gun and kill him."

The woman took the gun and opened the door. Before the door even closed all the way, the Intelligence men heard the gun start firing. One shot after another for 9 shots. Then heard screaming, crashing and banging on the walls. This went on for several minutes, then all went quiet. The door opened slowly, and there stood the woman. She wiped the sweat from her brow and said, "You guys didn't tell me the gun was loaded with blanks! I had to beat him to death with the chair!"

Have a great day xxx
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Post by kallis3 » Thu Jul 29, 2010 8:03 am
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Post by kallis3 » Thu Jul 29, 2010 8:03 am
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