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Post by Andy1964 » Thu Sep 09, 2010 8:18 pm
Dear God: Let me give you a list of just some of the things I must remember to be a good dog.

1 I will not eat the cats' food before they eat it or after they throw it up.

2. I will not roll on dead seagulls, fish, crabs, poop, etc., just because I like the way they smell.

3. The sofa is not a 'face towel'.

4. The binman is not stealing our stuff.

5. I will not play tug-of-war with Dad's underwear when he's on the toilet.

6. Sticking my nose into someone's crotch is an unacceptable way of saying "hello".

7. I don't need to suddenly stand straight up when I'm under the coffee table.

8. I must shake the rainwater out of my fur before entering the house - not after.

9. I will not come in from outside and immediately drag my butt on the carpet.

10. I will not sit in the middle of the living room and lick my crotch.

11. The cat is not a 'squeaky toy' so when I play with him and he makes that noise, it's usually not a good thing.

P.S. Dear God: When I get to Heaven may I have my testicles back?



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Post by Shining » Thu Sep 09, 2010 8:21 pm
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Post by kallis3 » Thu Sep 09, 2010 8:44 pm
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Post by nepensioner » Thu Sep 09, 2010 8:46 pm
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