Dear God: Let me give you a list of just some of the things I must remember to be a good dog.
1 I will not eat the cats' food before they eat it or after they throw it up.
2. I will not roll on dead seagulls, fish, crabs, poop, etc., just because I like the way they smell.
3. The sofa is not a 'face towel'.
4. The binman is not stealing our stuff.
5. I will not play tug-of-war with Dad's underwear when he's on the toilet.
6. Sticking my nose into someone's crotch is an unacceptable way of saying "hello".
7. I don't need to suddenly stand straight up when I'm under the coffee table.
8. I must shake the rainwater out of my fur before entering the house - not after.
9. I will not come in from outside and immediately drag my butt on the carpet.
10. I will not sit in the middle of the living room and lick my crotch.
11. The cat is not a 'squeaky toy' so when I play with him and he makes that noise, it's usually not a good thing.
P.S. Dear God: When I get to Heaven may I have my testicles back?
woof justice [:D]
If we all threw our problems in a pile and saw everyone else’s, we’d grab ours back.
Funds paid to date accepted as F&F 16th August 2013, the wait for completion begins.
Wait over....certificate recieved 3rd May 2014
