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Andy1964

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Post by Andy1964 » Thu Sep 16, 2010 5:56 pm
... my baby's swallowed a bullet

Well don't point him at anyone until I get there!



.... I've just swallowed a pen

Well sit down and write your name!



.... I'm becoming invisible.

Yes I can see you're not all there!



.... I keep thinking I'm a frog

What's wrong with that?

I think I'm going to croak



.... I keep thinking I'm a vampire.

Necks please!



.... how can I cure my sleep walking?

Sprinkle tin-tacks on your bedroom floor!



.... my sister thinks she is a lift!

Well tell her to come in

I can't she doesn't stop at this floor!
If we all threw our problems in a pile and saw everyone else’s, we’d grab ours back.

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Andy1964

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Post by Andy1964 » Thu Sep 16, 2010 7:55 pm
Helen surely if they were really lame then they would be Vetenary Vetenary..........[:D]
If we all threw our problems in a pile and saw everyone else’s, we’d grab ours back.

Funds paid to date accepted as F&F 16th August 2013, the wait for completion begins.
Wait over....certificate recieved 3rd May 2014
 
 

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Post by nepensioner » Thu Sep 16, 2010 8:02 pm
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F & F Accepted 19th Oct 2010
 
 

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Post by kallis3 » Thu Sep 16, 2010 8:18 pm
Not one of your better ones Andy![:D]
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Post by maxdebt » Mon Sep 20, 2010 1:46 am
.....I keep running in circles!

Shut up or I'll nail your other foot to the floor
My thanks to Melanie and her team :)
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