Growing old is good for ....

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Wizzzard

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Post by Wizzzard » Fri Jun 18, 2010 6:22 am
Toward the end of the Sunday service, the Vicar asked, “How many of you are willing to forgive your enemies?”

80% held up their hands.

The Minister then repeated his question.

All responded this time, except one small elderly Lady. “Mrs Jones?”;

“Are you not willing to forgive your enemies?”

“I don’t have any.” She replied, smiling sweetly.

“Mrs Jones, that is very unusual. How old are you?”

“Ninety eight.” she replied.

“Oh, Mrs Jones, would you please come down to the front and tell us all how a person can live ninety eight years and not have an enemy in the world?”

The little sweetheart of a lady tottered down the aisle, faced the congregation, and said:

“I outlived the bitches.”

Have a great day xxx
The best psychological health comes from admitting your faults and recognizing they're caused by someone else.
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Post by Shining » Fri Jun 18, 2010 8:30 am
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IVA final payment left the bank on the 26th January 2013...looking forward to a debt free future.
 
 

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Post by kallis3 » Fri Jun 18, 2010 8:47 am
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Sharing from experiences of dealing with debt
The greatness of a man is not in how much wealth he acquires, but in his integrity and his ability to affect those around him positively.
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