Growing old.

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Andy1964

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Post by Andy1964 » Thu Jun 24, 2010 5:40 pm
You may have heard some of these already, still funny though[:D]

You Know You're Growing Older When...
A dripping tap causes an uncontrollable bladder urge.

A funeral director calls and makes idle conversation, asking how you feel.

After painting the town red, you have to take a long rest before applying a second coat.


Dialing long distance wears you out.

The best part of your day is over when the alarm clock goes off.

The gleam in your eye is from the sun, hitting your bifocals.

The little grey haired lady you help across the street is your wife.

You argue with your best friend about which denture adhesive is better.

You feel like the morning after, yet you haven't even been anywhere.

You find TV ads for new laxatives interesting.

You get out of the shower and are glad the mirror is all fogged up.

You go to visit a friend in the hospital and the A&E staff come
toward you with a wheelchair.

You have breakfast in bed as a necessity rather than as a luxury.

You look in the mirror and see one of your parents.

You sink your teeth into a steak and they stay there.

You stop buying natural foods, because you need all the preservatives you can get.

You've got it all together, but you don't remember what to do with it.

Your favourite feature in the newspaper is "Twenty-Five Years Ago Today."

Your pharmacist offers to carry the bag of medicines to the car for you.

You get excited when you see a good looking man/woman, but can't remember why.


[:D]
If we all threw our problems in a pile and saw everyone else’s, we’d grab ours back.

Funds paid to date accepted as F&F 16th August 2013, the wait for completion begins.
Wait over....certificate recieved 3rd May 2014
 
 

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Post by kallis3 » Thu Jun 24, 2010 5:42 pm
I'm already there Andy![:D][:D]
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Post by Shining » Thu Jun 24, 2010 5:43 pm
I'm not quite there yet Andy x
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Post by Andy1964 » Thu Jun 24, 2010 5:48 pm
[:D][:D][:D]
If we all threw our problems in a pile and saw everyone else’s, we’d grab ours back.

Funds paid to date accepted as F&F 16th August 2013, the wait for completion begins.
Wait over....certificate recieved 3rd May 2014
 
 

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Post by kallis3 » Thu Jun 24, 2010 6:19 pm
Have to say that I do still have my own teeth and I have one or two grey hairs but it is mostly my original mousey brown and I'm proud of that fact!
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Post by Shining » Thu Jun 24, 2010 8:33 pm
I'd have a full head of grey hair without the help of my hairstylist! x
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Post by Skippy » Thu Jun 24, 2010 8:38 pm
I have highlights to hide the grey!
 
 

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Post by Shining » Thu Jun 24, 2010 8:40 pm
Yeah me too Skippy as the regrowth doesn't show so much x
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Post by kallis3 » Thu Jun 24, 2010 8:56 pm
I'm surprised I don't have more grey than I have. Mum and Dad are completely white haired and have been for a very long time!
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Post by Skippy » Thu Jun 24, 2010 8:58 pm
My mum and dad are as well.

I fancied a change of colour recently but if I go dark it's going to mean colouring my hair too often.
 
 

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Post by Andy1964 » Thu Jun 24, 2010 9:16 pm
This is true.....there used to be a guy in Liverpool who was known as Cherry Blossom cos he would put shoe polish on his hair to colour it......had to be careful not to get caught out in the rain...I kid you not!
If we all threw our problems in a pile and saw everyone else’s, we’d grab ours back.

Funds paid to date accepted as F&F 16th August 2013, the wait for completion begins.
Wait over....certificate recieved 3rd May 2014
 
 

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Post by kallis3 » Thu Jun 24, 2010 9:19 pm
Bless him!
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The greatness of a man is not in how much wealth he acquires, but in his integrity and his ability to affect those around him positively.
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