You may have heard some of these already, still funny though[:D]
You Know You're Growing Older When...
A dripping tap causes an uncontrollable bladder urge.
A funeral director calls and makes idle conversation, asking how you feel.
After painting the town red, you have to take a long rest before applying a second coat.
Dialing long distance wears you out.
The best part of your day is over when the alarm clock goes off.
The gleam in your eye is from the sun, hitting your bifocals.
The little grey haired lady you help across the street is your wife.
You argue with your best friend about which denture adhesive is better.
You feel like the morning after, yet you haven't even been anywhere.
You find TV ads for new laxatives interesting.
You get out of the shower and are glad the mirror is all fogged up.
You go to visit a friend in the hospital and the A&E staff come
toward you with a wheelchair.
You have breakfast in bed as a necessity rather than as a luxury.
You look in the mirror and see one of your parents.
You sink your teeth into a steak and they stay there.
You stop buying natural foods, because you need all the preservatives you can get.
You've got it all together, but you don't remember what to do with it.
Your favourite feature in the newspaper is "Twenty-Five Years Ago Today."
Your pharmacist offers to carry the bag of medicines to the car for you.
You get excited when you see a good looking man/woman, but can't remember why.
[:D]
If we all threw our problems in a pile and saw everyone else’s, we’d grab ours back.
Funds paid to date accepted as F&F 16th August 2013, the wait for completion begins.
Wait over....certificate recieved 3rd May 2014