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Wizzzard

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Post by Wizzzard » Sat Sep 11, 2010 8:44 am

A scouser was touring the USA on holiday and stopped in a remote bar in the hills of Nevada. He was chatting to the bartender when he spied an old Indian sitting in the corner. He had tribal gear on, long white plaits, wrinkled face.
'Who's he?' asked the scouser.
'That's the Memory Man.' said the bartender. 'He knows everything. He can remember any fact. Go and try him out.'
So the scouser goes over, and thinking he won't know about English football, asks 'Who won the 1965 FA Cup Final?'.
'Liverpool' replies the Memory Man.
'Who did they beat?'
'Leeds' was the reply.
'And the score?'
'2-1'
'Who scored the winning goal?'
'Ian St. John' was the old man's reply.

The scouser was knocked out by this and told everyone back home about the Memory Man when he got back. A few years later he went back to the USA and tried to find the impressive Memory Man. Eventually he found the bar and sitting in the same seat was the old Indian only this time he was older and more wrinkled. Because he was so impressed the scouser decided to greet the Indian in his native tongue. He approached him with the greeting
'How'.
The Memory man replied.....'Diving header in the six yard box'.

Have a nice day xxx
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Post by Andy1964 » Sat Sep 11, 2010 8:50 am
[:D][:D] he should be able to remember the last time we won the league then[:D]
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Post by kallis3 » Sat Sep 11, 2010 10:18 am
[:D][:D]

Nice one Ray!
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Post by Shining » Sat Sep 11, 2010 11:22 am
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