If a man is in a forest talking to himself with no women around, is he still wrong?
Man's commonest fault is not knowing what he doesn't know.
To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.
I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve immortality through not dying.
By the time you can make ends meet, they move the ends.
Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.
Sometimes I wonder whether the world is being run by smart people who are taking the mick or by imbeciles who really mean it.
The cure for insomnia is to get more sleep.
Everyone should have a spouse, because there are a number of things that go wrong that one can't blame on the government.
Thirty-five is when you finally get your head together and your body starts falling apart.
If you can't be a good example, then you'll just have to serve as a horrible warning.
Life is an endless struggle full of frustrations and challenges, but eventually you find a hair stylist you like.
One of the life's mysteries is how a two pound box of candy can make a person gain five pounds.
You know you're into middle age when you realize that caution is the only thing you care to exercise.
If the cops arrest a mute, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?
If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success?
Hermits have no peer group pressure.
Why are cigarettes sold in gas stations when smoking is prohibited there?
Why in a country of free speech, why are there ' phone bills?
Can you be a closet claustrophobic.
Have a nice day xxx
The best psychological health comes from admitting your faults and recognizing they're caused by someone else.
Wizzzard xxx
