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Wizzzard

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Post by Wizzzard » Wed Sep 08, 2010 1:48 pm
Yesterday I was at my local Tesco's buying a large bag of Iams dry dog food for my lovely dog, 'Erbert, and was in the checkout line when a woman behind me asked if I had a dog.

What did she think I had, an elephant? So, since I'm retired and have little to do, on impulse I told her that no, I didn't have a dog, I was starting the Iams Diet again. I added that I probably shouldn't, because I ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.

I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is to load your pants pockets with Iams pellets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry. The food is nutritionally complete so it works well and I was going to try it again. (I have to mention here that practically everyone in line was now enthralled with my story.) Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive care because the dog food poisoned me. I told her no, I stepped off a curb to sniff an Alsations ass and a car hit us both.

Tesco's won't let me shop there anymore.

Have a good day xxx
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Post by kallis3 » Wed Sep 08, 2010 1:57 pm
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Post by Struzzo39 » Wed Sep 08, 2010 2:18 pm
Fab!!:)
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Post by carole2662 » Wed Sep 08, 2010 4:03 pm
Fantastic!!
 
 

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Post by MrsKnight » Wed Sep 08, 2010 4:26 pm
Brilliant! [:D][:D][:D]
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Post by Shining » Wed Sep 08, 2010 4:52 pm
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Post by nepensioner » Wed Sep 08, 2010 6:22 pm
[:D][:D] I actually laughed out loud when I read this!!
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Post by Andy1964 » Wed Sep 08, 2010 6:25 pm
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Post by scaredykat » Wed Sep 08, 2010 10:01 pm
I laughed out loud too that was really funny !! x
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