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Post by Wizzzard » Thu Jul 08, 2010 6:23 am
We all know how Cinderella wanted to go to the ball but her wicked stepmother wouldn't let her and then the fairy godmother pops up and gives Cinderella some good news:

The fairy godmother tells Cinderella that she will provide for her everything she needs to go to the ball, but only on 2 conditions. Cinderella asks what she needs to do and the fairy godmother replies, "First, you must wear a diaphragm." Cinderella's mouth drops open and says, "You must be crazy! I'm on the pill, and I don't need to wear a diaphragm."

The fairy godmother reminds Cinderella about all the handsome princes that will be attending the ball that night, and Cinderella agrees to wear a diaphragm.

"Well, what's the second condition?" Cinderella asked.

The fairy godmother replies, "You must be back home by 2:00 AM. Well, Cinderella explains that if she's gonna go party with the princes, she wants to be out all night long. The fairy godmother tells Cinderella that if she's not home by 2AM, then her diaphragm will turn into a pumpkin and reminds her that at least she'll be with the princes most of the evening, so Cinderella agrees to be home at 2AM...

At 2AM, Cinderella doesn't show up...3AM, no Cinderella...4AM, no Cinderella...finally, at 5AM, Cinderella shows up at the door with a huge grin on her face.

The fairy godmother stands up and looks at Cinderella and says, "Where the hell have you been? Your diaphragm was supposed to turn into a pumpkin 3 hours ago!!!"

Cinderella tells the fairy godmother that she met a prince and he took care of it for her. The fairy godmother wonders about a prince with this type of power and asks Cinderella his name to which she replies, "I can't remember, but it was Peter Peter something or other...."

Have a great day xxx
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Post by kallis3 » Thu Jul 08, 2010 7:34 am
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Post by plasticdaft » Thu Jul 08, 2010 11:28 am
Helen wrote:

Oh... ok..... brain not working, I didn't get it!

i've missed something????

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try googling peter,pumpkin. I guarentee you will blush!!!!

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Post by Skippy » Thu Jul 08, 2010 11:40 am
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Post by MrsKnight » Thu Jul 08, 2010 11:40 am
[:I] Never heard that one before! [:D]
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Post by Wizzzard » Thu Jul 08, 2010 12:27 pm
Has it clicked yet Helen?
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Post by MrsKnight » Thu Jul 08, 2010 4:41 pm
Helen I had to google peter pumpkin!
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Post by Andy1964 » Thu Jul 08, 2010 6:53 pm
O..M..G.. Ray[:0]......More please [:D]
If we all threw our problems in a pile and saw everyone else’s, we’d grab ours back.

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Post by MrsKnight » Thu Jul 08, 2010 7:01 pm
Oh Helen - Bless U!

(Please tell me your pulling my leg!)
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Post by Andy1964 » Thu Jul 08, 2010 7:08 pm
I don't think Peter Peter would've ben slow on the uptake [:D]
If we all threw our problems in a pile and saw everyone else’s, we’d grab ours back.

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Post by MrsKnight » Thu Jul 08, 2010 7:25 pm
Oh Helen look in your emails in 5 mins!
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Post by MrsKnight » Thu Jul 08, 2010 7:53 pm
Ya welcome helen x
I did have to google peter pumpkin though!
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Post by Shining » Thu Jul 08, 2010 9:18 pm
I read it before I went to work and didn't get it then! Being honest now x
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Post by plasticdaft » Thu Jul 08, 2010 10:38 pm
I thought I was going to have to draw you a picture there Helen,which probably wouldnt have helped coz I am rubbish at art!!!!


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