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Andy1964

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Post by Andy1964 » Thu Jul 29, 2010 10:10 pm
He said. I don't know why you wear a bra, you've got nothing to put in it.
She said. You wear pants don't you?

He said. Shall we try swapping positions tonight?
She said. That's a good idea - you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and watch TV!

He said. . What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you?
She said. Turn sideways and look in the mirror!

He said. Why don't women blink during foreplay?
She said. They don't have time.

He said. How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
She said. We don't know, it has never happened.

He said. Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and Good looking?
She said. They already have boyfriends.

She said. What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?
He said. A widow.

He said. Why are married women heavier than single women?
She said. Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.
If we all threw our problems in a pile and saw everyone else’s, we’d grab ours back.

Funds paid to date accepted as F&F 16th August 2013, the wait for completion begins.
Wait over....certificate recieved 3rd May 2014
 
 

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Post by kallis3 » Thu Jul 29, 2010 10:21 pm
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Sharing from experiences of dealing with debt
The greatness of a man is not in how much wealth he acquires, but in his integrity and his ability to affect those around him positively.
Bob Marley.
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Post by Shining » Fri Jul 30, 2010 7:37 am
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IVA final payment left the bank on the 26th January 2013...looking forward to a debt free future.
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