Train Journey

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Wizzzard

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Post by Wizzzard » Thu Jul 08, 2010 12:33 pm
A man travelling on a train asks the ticket collector what time the train stops at Victoria.

"This train doesn't stop at Victoria, its the express".

"Your joking!, I NEED to get off at Victoria".

"Sorry sir, but this train will not stop at Victoria".

"There must be something you can do".

"Well there is one thing".

"What, anything, I need to get off".

"Well, I'll get the driver to slow down and I'll dangle you out the door and lower you onto the platform".

"My god! will that work".

"Its worth a try".

The train approaches the platform at 50 mph. The ticket collector hangs the man in mid air out the door, the man starts running! The man is running in mid air.

"Run faster! Run faster!"

The ticket collector lowers the man down. The mans feet touch the platform! Smoke flies of his shoes and his heel comes off. The man is running for his life! The ticket collector lets go The man is running at 30mph!! He's made it, he begins to slow down. He's still running at 20mph along side the train as the other passengers watch in amazement. As the last carriage goes by a hand grabs the man by the shirt collar and hauls him back onto the train. As he's being pulled into the carriage he hears a voice say.....

"Yer lucky I was here to help fella, this train doesn't even stop at Victoria!!!!"

I'm bored now [:D]
The best psychological health comes from admitting your faults and recognizing they're caused by someone else.
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kallis3

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Post by kallis3 » Thu Jul 08, 2010 12:45 pm
[:D][:D]

Don't be bored Ray!
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