Try these phrases at work for a laugh.

[Andy1964]

1. Thank you. We're all refreshed and challenged by
your unique point of view.
2. The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean
you're an artist.
3. I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet
it's hard to pronounce.
4. Any connection between your reality and mine is
purely coincidental.
5. I have plenty of talent and vision. I just don't
care.
6. I like you. You remind me of when I was young
and stupid.
7. What am I? Flypaper for freaks!?
8. I'm not being rude. You're just insignificant.
9. I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your
mouth.
10. I will always cherish the initial misconceptions
I had about you.
11. It's a thankless job, but I've got a lot of
Karma to burn off.
12. Yes, I am an agent of Satan, but my duties are
largely ceremonial.
13. No, my powers can only be used for good.
14. How about never? Is never good for you?
15. I'm really easy to get along with once you
people learn to worship me.
16. You sound reasonable. Time to up my medication.
17. I'll try being nicer if you'll try being
smarter.
18. I'm out of my mind, but feel free to leave a
message .
19. I don't work here. I'm a consultant.
20. Who me? I just wander from room to room.
21. My toys! My toys! I can't do this job without my
toys!
22. It might look like I'm doing nothing, but at the
cellular level I'm really quite busy.
23. At least I have a positive attitude about my
destructive habits.
24. You are validating my inherent mistrust of
strangers.
25. I see you've set aside this special time to
humiliate yourself in public.
26. Someday, we'll look back on this, laugh
nervously, and change the subject.


[:)][:)][:)]

[Skippy]

There's a few there that I might try on one of my reps who's currently doing my head in!

[kallis3]

[:D][:D][:D]

[Shining]

There's a couple I might try too x

[Julie]

No17 works for me [:D]

[carole2662]

Have told my hubby to try some out on his boss,mind you he is so stupid it would all go over his head

[Andy1964]

I hope that's hubby's boss you're talkin about[:D]

[kallis3]

[:D][:D]

[carole2662]

As I say to hubby all the time "if the cap fits wear it"

[Andy1964]

Carole, do you mean he's his own boss..........but only when you allow him to be? [:p]

[carole2662]

He has a boss at work but mainly works on his own and as for being his own boss at home, dream on.

[Andy1964]

Do't we all Carole......don't we all! [:)]