Twas the month after Christmas

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Shining

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Post by Shining » Sat Jan 09, 2010 10:38 pm
Cross posted from another forum I am a member of:

Twas the month after Christmas,
and all through the house,
Nothing would fit me,
not even a blouse.

The cookies I'd nibbled,
the chocolate I'd taste
and the holiday parties
had gone to my waist.

When I got on the scales
there arose such a number!
When I walked to the store
(less a walk than a lumber),

I'd remember the marvellous meals I'd prepared;
The gravies and sauces and beef nicely rared,
The wine and the rum balls, the bread and the cheese
And the way I'd never said, "No thank you, please."

As I dressed myself in my husband's old shirt
And prepared once again to do battle with dirt...
I said to myself, as I only can,
"You can't spend a winter, disguised as a man!"

So, away with the last of the sour cream dip.
Get rid of the fruit cake, every cracker and chip.
Every last bit of food that I like must be banished
Till all the additional ounces have vanished.

I won't have a cookie, not even a lick.
I'll want only to chew on a long celery stick.
I won't have hot biscuits, or corn bread, or pie.
I'll munch on a carrot and quietly cry.

I'm hungry, I'm lonesome, and life is a bore...
But isn't that what January is for?
Unable to giggle, no longer a riot.
Happy New Year to all, and to all a good diet.
IVA final payment left the bank on the 26th January 2013...looking forward to a debt free future.
 
 

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Post by Julie » Sun Jan 10, 2010 8:57 am
[:D] Oh so true Lesley!
 
 

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Post by debtmountain » Sun Jan 10, 2010 10:33 am
[:D][:D]..Brilliant Lesley!,I agree it's very true as well.[:I]
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Post by kallis3 » Sun Jan 10, 2010 10:54 am
[:D][:D]

Nice one Lesley.
Sharing from experiences of dealing with debt
The greatness of a man is not in how much wealth he acquires, but in his integrity and his ability to affect those around him positively.
Bob Marley.
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Post by Shining » Tue Jan 12, 2010 4:00 pm
I'm sat here wearing your trousers H!
IVA final payment left the bank on the 26th January 2013...looking forward to a debt free future.
 
 

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Post by kallis3 » Tue Jan 12, 2010 5:47 pm
[:D][:D][:D]
Sharing from experiences of dealing with debt
The greatness of a man is not in how much wealth he acquires, but in his integrity and his ability to affect those around him positively.
Bob Marley.
http://kallis3.blogs.iva.co.uk
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