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Wizzzard
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by Wizzzard » Fri Jan 15, 2010 6:25 am
Why .....do Tesco's make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.

Why .....do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.

Why ....do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.

Why ......do we leave cars worth thousands of pounds in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.

Why . .....do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering..

EVER WONDER ....

Why the sun lightens our hair,
but darkens our skin ?

Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?

Why don't you ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?

Why is 'abbreviated' such a long word?

Why is it that doctors call what they do 'practice'?

Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavour, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?

Why isn't there mouse-flavoured cat food?

Why didn't Noah swat those two flies?

Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?

You know that indestructible black box that is used on planes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?!

Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?

Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?

If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?

Anyone got anymore stoopid questions????

 

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Lisa2009
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by Lisa2009 » Fri Jan 15, 2010 7:11 am
They're all so true [8)]

 

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Julie
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by Julie » Fri Jan 15, 2010 10:09 am
[:D]...they are so true Ray and I have to admit to being guilty of the second one [:I][:I]

 

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by size5 » Fri Jan 15, 2010 10:21 am
My own favourites are, and apologies in advance for the first one, why is bra singular and knickers plural? and why do dogs put their head out of the window on a car journey but go bonkers if you blow in their face?

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by kallis3 » Fri Jan 15, 2010 10:23 am
Love it Ray. Have to say though that the pharmacy at our Tesco is at the front of the store, and Barclays give away the pens![:D][:D][:D]

 

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by kallis3 » Fri Jan 15, 2010 10:58 am
Why do my dogs refuse point blank to go out into the garden when it rains, but once you put their leads on they will walk for miles in the same weather?

 

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Skippy
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by Skippy » Fri Jan 15, 2010 11:10 am
Why does my cat go out in the rain or snow and then come in to use his litter tray?!?!

 

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Julie
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by Julie » Fri Jan 15, 2010 10:03 pm
[:D]size5! [:D]

 

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by kallis3 » Fri Jan 15, 2010 11:26 pm
Why do I always pick the wrong route to work and get stuck behind the funeral doing 20mph in a 60 limit and no one will overtake!!!!!! Grrrr!!!!!!!!!

 

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Julie
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by Julie » Fri Jan 15, 2010 11:49 pm
why does my hair look good on the day of a hairdressing appointment???

 

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Andy1964
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by Andy1964 » Sat Jan 16, 2010 12:26 am
Why do your feet smell and your nose run?

 

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Shining
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by Shining » Sat Jan 16, 2010 8:45 am
I can't think of any right now but hopefully later!

 

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Andy1964
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by Andy1964 » Sat Jan 16, 2010 9:24 am
Why does the stupid lottery machine always pick the WRONG six numbers [:(]

 

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by kallis3 » Sat Jan 16, 2010 5:37 pm
Why is it the first 7.5 hours of the working day are deathly quiet and the last half hour is manic?

 

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Andy1964
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by Andy1964 » Wed Jan 20, 2010 10:07 pm
Why...for those of us peasants without a dishwasher...is there always a table spoon left in the bowl after the dishes have been done????
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