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Post by Wizzzard » Tue Jun 29, 2010 5:59 pm
Humidity is the experience of looking for air and finding water.
A blizzard is when it snows sideways.

Don't knock the weather; nine out of ten people couldn't start a conversation if it didn't change once in awhile!

Probably the last completely accurate forecast was when God told Noah there was a 100 percent chance of precipitation.

If you see a heat wave, should you wave back?

The wind is like the air, only pushier.

You can listen to thunder after lightning and tell how close you came to getting hit. If you don't hear it you got hit, so never mind.

And now, for your extended forecast: "Foooorrrcaaaasssstt"

What's worse than raining cats and dogs? Hailing Taxis!

Climate is what you expect. Weather is what you get!
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Post by kallis3 » Tue Jun 29, 2010 6:01 pm
Ray!!!! How wonderful to see you!

Love the weather jokes![:D][:D][:D]
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Post by Shining » Tue Jun 29, 2010 6:06 pm
Ray how wonderful to read this! Hope you're ok?

Can you arrange for good weather for Friday please it's daughters prom! Not looking promising at the minute x
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Post by Andy1964 » Tue Jun 29, 2010 6:31 pm
[:D][:D] Can we call you Arnie from now on Ray....'I'll be back'
If we all threw our problems in a pile and saw everyone else’s, we’d grab ours back.

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Post by MrsKnight » Tue Jun 29, 2010 8:11 pm
[:D][:)][:D] Lovely to see you back Ray [:)]
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Post by Andy1964 » Tue Jun 29, 2010 8:28 pm
There was a severe weather warning yesterday...about a shower of ***** coming this way from South Africa!!!
If we all threw our problems in a pile and saw everyone else’s, we’d grab ours back.

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Post by kallis3 » Tue Jun 29, 2010 8:30 pm
I think that landed in London this morning![:D]

It's good to see you back Ray.
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Post by Skippy » Tue Jun 29, 2010 8:52 pm
It's great to see you back Ray - I hope you're back to stay xxx
 
 

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Post by Wizzzard » Tue Jun 29, 2010 9:40 pm
I'm not back ... just popped in for a few minutes
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Post by Shining » Wed Jun 30, 2010 7:07 am
You pop in an out as often as you like Wizz, makes my day when I see your posts x
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Post by kallis3 » Wed Jun 30, 2010 7:04 pm
Mine as well!
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