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Post by Andy1964 » Sun Aug 15, 2010 1:36 pm
A man enters his local pub holding a frog and an iguana. He sets them down on the bar and says to the barman, "I bet you £1000 that my frog here can sing any song you can think of." "Ok," says the barman. "How 'bout 'Blue Moon'?" The man whispers something to the frog, and the frog starts singing Blue Moon. "That's amazing," says the barman as he slaps down £1000. "I'll bet you another £1000 that my iguana here can do that too." "Ok, I can believe a frog, but not an iguana. You're on. Have him sing the National Anthem." The man whispers something to the iguana and it sings the National Anthem. As the barman hands over another £1000, a businessman comes up and says, "I just saw that and I was amazed. I want to buy your iguana for £100,000." The man said ok, and he exchanged the iguana for the money and the businessman left. The barman said "What are you nuts?! You could have made millions with that iguana!" The man said "Oh, the iguana can't sing. The frog's a ventriloquist


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Post by kallis3 » Sun Aug 15, 2010 1:42 pm
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Post by Skippy » Sun Aug 15, 2010 2:13 pm
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Post by Shining » Sun Aug 15, 2010 5:18 pm
Love it! [:D][:D][:D]

There was a frog in our garden this morning! Wondered why the dog had taken to scratting up the border and stones! He got chucked in next doors garden as they have a pond!
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Post by kallis3 » Sun Aug 15, 2010 5:22 pm
I presume that was the frog rather than the dog![:D][:D][:D]
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Post by Skippy » Sun Aug 15, 2010 5:31 pm
Harry would have brought that indoors!
 
 

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Post by Shining » Sun Aug 15, 2010 5:35 pm
Oh Jan! yeah I did mean the Frog but it's been going on for the last couple of weeks and believe me it was almost the dog on the odd occasion! he he!
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Post by kallis3 » Sun Aug 15, 2010 5:39 pm
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Post by Julie » Sun Aug 15, 2010 5:45 pm
[:D] Andy and [:D][:D]Lesley, I had a funny vision of you tossing the dog over next door [:D]
 
 

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Post by Shining » Sun Aug 15, 2010 5:46 pm
It's the blind cocker too that was doing it as the other big lump would have made more mess. Hopefully now it's solved. x
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