A man enters his local pub holding a frog and an iguana. He sets them down on the bar and says to the barman, "I bet you £1000 that my frog here can sing any song you can think of." "Ok," says the barman. "How 'bout 'Blue Moon'?" The man whispers something to the frog, and the frog starts singing Blue Moon. "That's amazing," says the barman as he slaps down £1000. "I'll bet you another £1000 that my iguana here can do that too." "Ok, I can believe a frog, but not an iguana. You're on. Have him sing the National Anthem." The man whispers something to the iguana and it sings the National Anthem. As the barman hands over another £1000, a businessman comes up and says, "I just saw that and I was amazed. I want to buy your iguana for £100,000." The man said ok, and he exchanged the iguana for the money and the businessman left. The barman said "What are you nuts?! You could have made millions with that iguana!" The man said "Oh, the iguana can't sing. The frog's a ventriloquist
If we all threw our problems in a pile and saw everyone else’s, we’d grab ours back.
Funds paid to date accepted as F&F 16th August 2013, the wait for completion begins.
Wait over....certificate recieved 3rd May 2014