Why women shouldn't complain.

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Andy1964

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Post by Andy1964 » Thu Jul 29, 2010 10:24 pm
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1. You got off the Titanic first.
2. You never have to reach down every so often to make sure your privates are still there.
3. Your boyfriend's clothes make you look elfin & gorgeous. Guys look like complete idiots in yours (Tina excepted)
4. You can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.
5. You can cry and get off speeding fines.
6. You've never lusted after a cartoon character or the central female figure in a computer game.
7. Taxis stop for you.
8. Men die earlier, so you get to cash in on the life insurance.
9. You don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.
10. Free drinks, Free dinners, Free movies ... (you get the point).
11. You can hug your friends without wondering if she thinks you're gay.
12.You have the ability to dress yourselves.
13.You have enough sense to realise that the easiest way to get out of being lost is to ask for directions.
If we all threw our problems in a pile and saw everyone else’s, we’d grab ours back.

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Post by kallis3 » Thu Jul 29, 2010 10:28 pm
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[:D][:D][:D]

I do look like a frog in a blender when I'm dancing though!!!!
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Post by Andy1964 » Thu Jul 29, 2010 10:30 pm
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I'm sure all your visitors will look forward to that on Saturday Jan[:D][:D]
I so wish I could have made it.
If we all threw our problems in a pile and saw everyone else’s, we’d grab ours back.

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Post by kallis3 » Thu Jul 29, 2010 10:33 pm
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I won't be doing any dancing!

Sorry you can't make it as well!
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Post by Shining » Fri Jul 30, 2010 7:30 am
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Unfortunatley my husband and I are the same size and to be fair but don't let him know I think he weighs a little less than me a this point GRRR xx

But love them! x
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