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Post by Wizzzard » Wed Jul 28, 2010 6:26 am
1. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me for the path is narrow.. In fact, just sod off and leave me alone.

2. Sex is like air. It's not that important unless you aren't getting any.

3. No one is listening until you break wind.

4. Always remember you're unique. Just like everyone else.

5. Never test the depth of the water with both feet.

6. If you think nobody cares whether you're alive or dead, try missing a couple of IVA payments.

7. Before you criticise someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticise them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.

8.. If you don't succeed the first time, skydiving is not for you.

9. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.

10. If you lend someone £20 and never see that person again, it was probably well worth it.

11. If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

12. Some days you are the dog, some days you are the tree.

13. Don't worry; it only seems kinky the first time.

14. Good judgment comes from bad experience ... and most of that comes from bad judgment.

15.. A closed mouth gathers no foot.

16. There are two excellent theories for arguing with women. Neither one works.

17. Generally speaking, you aren't learning much when your lips are moving.

18. Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.

19. We are born naked, wet and hungry, and get slapped on our arse ... then things just keep getting worse.

20. Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.

Have a great day xxx
The best psychological health comes from admitting your faults and recognizing they're caused by someone else.
Wizzzard xxx
 
 

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Post by Pandy » Wed Jul 28, 2010 7:32 am
Number 12 is so true
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Post by kallis3 » Wed Jul 28, 2010 7:41 am
[:D][:D][:D]
Sharing from experiences of dealing with debt
The greatness of a man is not in how much wealth he acquires, but in his integrity and his ability to affect those around him positively.
Bob Marley.
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Post by Shining » Wed Jul 28, 2010 9:45 am
Loving them too x
IVA final payment left the bank on the 26th January 2013...looking forward to a debt free future.
 
 

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Post by Andy1964 » Wed Jul 28, 2010 12:46 pm
[:D][:D] spot on with 16 Ray.
If we all threw our problems in a pile and saw everyone else’s, we’d grab ours back.

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Post by kallis3 » Wed Jul 28, 2010 1:12 pm
Too right Andy, we don't argue - we're always right![:D]
Sharing from experiences of dealing with debt
The greatness of a man is not in how much wealth he acquires, but in his integrity and his ability to affect those around him positively.
Bob Marley.
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