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Posted: Thu Jan 03, 2008 7:51 pm
by olympic_torch
Exciting day at work today, we had a visit from HRH Prince Charles.
There we were, all lined up to meet the royal personage, one thing struck me as odd, he was wearing a rather large fur cap.
As it came to my turn to be introduced, i could contain myself no longer.
"Excuse me your royal highness", says I,"thats very fetching headgear, are you wearing it due to today's inclement weather?"
"Indeed not", says the balding, jug eared future monarch,"I was speaking to mummy this morning, (she's the queen you know), she asked me what i was up to today, i told her i was touring a factory in Hereford, and i'm sure i heard her say, "Hereford, wear the fox hat !!"
I thank you
Aucto Splendore Resurgo.
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Posted: Thu Jan 03, 2008 8:25 pm
by Skippy
I like it!
Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, today is the present - a gift to make the most of.
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Posted: Thu Jan 03, 2008 9:13 pm
by Martin2011
Hey cheers Olympic, that's the best laugh I've had for quite a while!!!
Martin
Posted: Sat Jan 05, 2008 10:32 pm
by gavin
i like it
Empty pockets never held anyone back. Only empty heads and empty hearts can do that.
Posted: Sat Jan 05, 2008 11:53 pm
by thebear29uk
An elderly woman goes to see her GP.
"Dr I've got this terrible problem where I can't stop breaking wind. They are always silent and they don't smell but in the time I've been talking to you I've broken wind about 20 times."
The Dr writes out a prescription and tells her to take the tablets for a week then return.
A week later she returns and is furious.
"Dr you have made things worse. Now not only am I still breaking wind but they smell terrible as well.
The Dr smiles and says "Relax, now we've sorted out your sinuses we'll work on your hearing."
Its the way I type them.
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Posted: Sat Jan 05, 2008 11:53 pm
by thebear29uk
Did post this before but i think it fell off the board quite quickly.
Posted: Sat Jan 05, 2008 11:55 pm
by Lisa2009
[:D][:D][:D] had a blonde moment there and had to think about that 1 but i got there in the end [:D][:D][:D]
mrs skint
Posted: Sun Jan 06, 2008 2:26 pm
by thebear29uk
Don't worry Mrs skint. I had to do the same with OT's as well.
Dave
Posted: Sun Jan 06, 2008 3:26 pm
by Lisa2009
LOL Dave, still havent worked OT's out yet [:I]
mrs skint
Posted: Sun Jan 06, 2008 4:39 pm
by thebear29uk
Hereford? Where the ****s that?
Posted: Sun Jan 06, 2008 5:31 pm
by Skippy
Surprisingly I got both of these, but I'm glad I'm not the only one who doesn't always get jokes Mrs Skint! I've often laughed at jokes and not always known what I'm laughing at but been too embarrassed to say!
Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, today is the present - a gift to make the most of.
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Posted: Sun Jan 06, 2008 5:56 pm
by Lisa2009
LOL Dave, still had to think about it but i got it now DOH!!! [:D][:D]
mrs skint
Posted: Sun Jan 06, 2008 5:58 pm
by Lisa2009
Sometimes i really worry about me [:I]