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Posted: Mon Aug 11, 2008 12:26 pm
by Wizzard
A young college student came running in tears to her father. "Dad, you gave me some terrible financial advice!"
"I did? What did I tell you?" said the dad.
"You told me to put my money in that big bank, and now that big bank is in trouble."
"What are you talking about? That's one of the largest banks in the UK," he said. "there must be some mistake."
"I don't think so," she sniffed. "They just returned one of my cheques with a note saying, 'Insufficient Funds'."
Posted: Mon Aug 11, 2008 12:28 pm
by Viki.W
[:D][:D][:D] XXXXXX
Posted: Mon Aug 11, 2008 12:29 pm
by kallis3
[:D][:D][:D][:D]
Posted: Mon Aug 11, 2008 12:33 pm
by stressed_suzanne
Tee Hee! [:D] [:D]
Posted: Mon Aug 11, 2008 12:33 pm
by Wizzard
....So I told her ... its 66-1 ... its never even finished a race in its life. Its carrying extra weight. Yer wasting yer money backing that owld nag. But would she listen??? would she heck ... and whats worse is .... she's using her winnings to buy a new coat[:(!][:(!]
Posted: Mon Aug 11, 2008 12:35 pm
by kallis3
You should always listen to a woman.........[:D][:D][:D]
Posted: Mon Aug 11, 2008 12:38 pm
by Wizzard
A lawyer's dog, running around town unleashed, heads for a butcher shop and steals a roast.
The butcher goes to the lawyer's office and asks, "if a dog running unleashed steals a piece of meat from my store, do I have a right to demand payment for the meat from the dog's owner?"
The lawyer answers, "Absolutely."
"Then you owe me £8.50. Your dog was loose and stole a roast from me today."
The lawyer, without a word, writes the butcher a cheque for £8.50. The butcher, having a feeling of satisfaction, leaves.
Three days later, the butcher finds a bill from the lawyer:
£100 due for a consultation.
Posted: Mon Aug 11, 2008 12:39 pm
by kallis3
On form today Ray![:D][:D]
Posted: Mon Aug 11, 2008 3:10 pm
by debtmountain
Lol! Ray [:D][:D][:D]
You do make me laugh[:)]
Posted: Mon Aug 11, 2008 3:15 pm
by Viki.W
I print them off aswell.[:D][:D][:D] X
Posted: Mon Aug 11, 2008 3:33 pm
by Wizzard
Pete and Gladys were looking at a new living room suite in the furniture store.
Pete says to the salesman, "We really like it, but I don't think we can afford it."
The salesman says, "You just make a small down payment... then you don't make another payment for six months."
Gladys wheeled around with her hands on her hips and said, "OK!! Who's been talking about us?"
Posted: Mon Aug 11, 2008 3:37 pm
by kallis3
[:D][:D][:D]
That could apply to some of us waiting for IVA's!!!!!
Posted: Mon Aug 11, 2008 3:42 pm
by debtmountain
[:D][:D][:D]
Posted: Mon Aug 11, 2008 3:49 pm
by moretolife
ray...you made me chuckle...the one re the living room suite....made me actually laugh out ,loud and considering i have been miserable all day i needed the giggle...
keep em coming
Posted: Mon Aug 11, 2008 3:51 pm
by Wizzard
Glad to help TOL