Posted: Wed Sep 03, 2008 9:23 pm
A tour bus driver is driving with a bus load of OAP's when he is tapped on his shoulder by a little old lady.
She offers him a handful of peanuts, which he gratefully munches up.
After about 15 minutes, she taps him on his shoulder again and she hands him another handful of peanuts.
When she is about to hand him another batch again he asks her: "Why don`t you eat the peanuts yourself?"
"We can't chew them because we've no teeth", she replied.
"We just love the chocolate around them."
Swans are known for their grace
Gliding through the sea of life
Meeting every trial filled within.
Accepting challenges without strife
Nite Nite Swan ...tomorrows another day .... nite nite all xx
She offers him a handful of peanuts, which he gratefully munches up.
After about 15 minutes, she taps him on his shoulder again and she hands him another handful of peanuts.
When she is about to hand him another batch again he asks her: "Why don`t you eat the peanuts yourself?"
"We can't chew them because we've no teeth", she replied.
"We just love the chocolate around them."
Swans are known for their grace
Gliding through the sea of life
Meeting every trial filled within.
Accepting challenges without strife
Nite Nite Swan ...tomorrows another day .... nite nite all xx