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Posted: **Thu Sep 11, 2008 9:41 am**

I'm a senior citizen

I’m the life and soul of the party - even if it lasts until 8 pm.

I'm very good at opening childproof caps - with a hammer.

I'm usually interested in going home - before I get to where I was going.

I'm awake many hours before my body allows me to get up.

I'm smiling all the time - because I can't hear a thing you're saying.

I'm very good at telling stories - over and over and over and over.

I'm aware that other people's grandchildren are not as cute as mine are.

I'm not grouchy - I just don't like traffic, queuing, crowds, loud music, unruly kids, barking dogs, and a few other things I can't remember.

I'm sure that everything I can't find is in a secure place.

I'm wrinkled, saggy, lumpy - and that's just my right leg.

I'm having trouble remembering simple words like . . .like . . .

Posted: **Thu Sep 11, 2008 9:50 am**

Ah! [:D][:D][:D] X

Posted: **Thu Sep 11, 2008 10:00 am**

[:D][:D][:D]

Posted: **Thu Sep 11, 2008 11:40 am**

[:D][:D][:D]

Posted: **Thu Sep 11, 2008 12:26 pm**

oh Ray....are you sure you,re not my dad??!!...love it....and you....

Posted: **Thu Sep 11, 2008 1:48 pm**

[:D][:D][:D]

I'm some of these too and I'm only a young 46 [:D]

Posted: **Thu Sep 11, 2008 2:08 pm**

debtmountain wrote:

[:D][:D][:D]

I'm some of these too and I'm only a young 46 [:D]

Same and I'm only early thirties! [:0]

Posted: **Thu Sep 11, 2008 3:30 pm**

That's worrying angelrainbow [:0][:D][:D]

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Good morning ...... isn't it??