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Posted: **Fri Sep 12, 2008 9:04 pm**

As many of you know Viki has a new Job. Well this one is for you Viki .......

What the New Job-Lingo Means

"JOIN OUR FAST-PACED COMPANY"
We have no time to train you.

"CASUAL WORK ATMOSPHERE"
We don't pay enough to expect that you'll dress up; well, a couple of the real daring guys wear earrings.

"MUST BE DEADLINE ORIENTED"
You'll be six months behind schedule on your first day.

"SOME OVERTIME REQUIRED"
Some time each night and some time each weekend.

"DUTIES WILL VARY"
Anyone in the office can boss you around.

"MUST HAVE AN EYE FOR DETAIL"
We have no quality control.

"CAREER-MINDED"
Female applicants must be childless (and remain that way).

"NO PHONE CALLS PLEASE"
We've filled the job; our call for resumes is just a legal formality.

"SEEKING CANDIDATES WITH A WIDE VARIETY OF EXPERIENCE"
You'll need it to replace three people who just left.

"PROBLEM-SOLVING SKILLS A MUST"
You're walking into a company in perpetual chaos.

"REQUIRES TEAM LEADERSHIP SKILLS"
You'll have the responsibilities of a manager, without the pay or respect.

"GOOD COMMUNICATION SKILLS"
Management communicates, you listen, figure out what they want and do it.

Best of luck for Monday Viki ... I'll be thinking of you xx

Nite nite all

Posted: **Fri Sep 12, 2008 9:15 pm**

Good luck Viki.

Youre a star and I will be thinking of you.

Extra special thanks, love, hugs to VIKI and SKIP.

Posted: **Fri Sep 12, 2008 9:20 pm**

[:D][:D][:D] Thanks Ray, I'll post a few more details folks when I've gone through the induction bit.

Lily, you know I'm here for you.....phone me if you need me. X

Posted: **Fri Sep 12, 2008 9:49 pm**

Good luck on Monday Viki xxx

Lily, same as Viki says - phone me if you need me xxx

Posted: **Fri Sep 12, 2008 11:22 pm**

Good Luck in your New Job Viki, hope you enjoy it, I'm sure you will [:D]

xx

Posted: **Fri Sep 12, 2008 11:26 pm**

Good luck Viki.

Posted: **Sat Sep 13, 2008 12:47 am**

viki...we will all be waiting for all the details of your new job...what car you will have ...the lap top ...the lot..we want details ...details.... details .....vicarious living all round on this site.......where you will be based and all that...and are buying the round of celebration drinks at FF in nov???..or the box of chocolates....thorntons are to be recommended.!!!..have a great weekend getting readly...got some "power dressing" type of clothes???..killer heels???

Posted: **Sat Sep 13, 2008 1:08 am**

Good luck Viki, you deserve it, I know I'm a bit late posting but you've always had positive things to say when I've needed to hear them. I really wish you all the best for your future [:D]

Posted: **Sat Sep 13, 2008 10:08 am**

Hi Viki.. Whats your new job and where??? I must have missed this one... Sorry!!!

Posted: **Sat Sep 13, 2008 10:21 am**

I've just sent you a message Ang. X

Posted: **Sat Sep 13, 2008 10:34 am**

[:D]Good luck from me too!! hope you'll be really happy in your new job[:D]xx

Posted: **Sat Sep 13, 2008 2:39 pm**

Did you send me a message Viki.. I haven't got it??

Posted: **Sat Sep 13, 2008 3:36 pm**

I'm new to all this Ang, I did it on MSN, is that right? X

Posted: **Sat Sep 13, 2008 6:51 pm**

haven't a clue.. I'm computer illiterate.. will find it.. have you got MSN.. as well.

admin can you send me Vikis email if its ok with her... PLEEEEEASE

Posted: **Sat Sep 13, 2008 7:44 pm**

Hey Ang, if I click on your little man, can I send an email to that? I'm rubbish at all this! Admin, when you get a chance, please can we swap emails. Thanks. X

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