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Posted: **Wed Oct 08, 2008 7:10 am**

Good morning all and the dreaded money pit is one day nearer [:D] In keeping with the jollity being enjoyed by all I present for your edification a right proper groaner .....

Three men die in a car accident Christmas Eve. They all find themselves at the pearly gates waiting to enter Heaven. On entering they are told they must present something "Christmassy" to show that they remember the holiday, or off to hell they go.

The first man searches his pocket, and finds some Mistletoe, so he is allowed in.

The second man presents a sugar mouse and an apple, so he too is allowed in.

The third man pulls out a pair of panties.

Confused at this last gesture, St. Peter asks, "How do these represent Christmas?"

"They're Carol's."

Have a great day ... hope you get your creditors meeting date soon DM

Posted: **Wed Oct 08, 2008 7:26 am**

[:D][:D][:D] Morning Ray. Hope you're ok. X

Posted: **Wed Oct 08, 2008 7:38 am**

Morning Ray.. [:D]

Posted: **Wed Oct 08, 2008 9:30 am**

Morning Ray!

Posted: **Wed Oct 08, 2008 9:37 am**

Morning!

Posted: **Wed Oct 08, 2008 9:43 am**

[:D][:D][:D]

Posted: **Wed Oct 08, 2008 10:28 am**

"On the 77th day of Christmas, my true love sent to meeeeeeee....

... a cardi that aunt flossie knitted for freee"

Posted: **Wed Oct 08, 2008 10:55 am**

Spare me from the hand knitted cardi!!!!!!!!!![:D][:D][:D]

Posted: **Wed Oct 08, 2008 3:57 pm**

Oh no 77 days is that all. My daughters just picked up the woolworths catalogue and wants everything. I've just told her what about the credit crunch and she said whats that xx

Posted: **Wed Oct 08, 2008 4:20 pm**

[:D][:D][:D]

Aw,Thanks Ray, will let you all know when I hear anything. Hope you enjoyed the film the other night[:)]

DT [:D][:D][:D]

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77 Days to Christmas