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Posted: **Thu Oct 09, 2008 6:15 am**

Good morning all. I hope the world treats you all as you deserve today. MTL I hope your feeling better today... you too Kallis. DM, have you still not got a creditors meeting date? Here's hoping you get your boiler and car sorted without too much expense Skippy. Now for todays gigglette ......

A man found himself in terrible financial difficulties. He is so desperate that for the first time in his life he gets down on his knees and prays to God for help.

'Dear God, I desperately need your help. I have no money to spend on Christmas presents for my family. Could you possibly arrange it so that I win the Lottery?'

The lottery draw is held, but he wins nothing. He sends another prayer to God.

'My business has gone bust and if I don't get some money soon I'll lose my car and my Christmas will be will be very difficult. Please fix things so I win the lottery.'

Lottery night comes, but he's unlucky. So he prays to God again.

'Please God, I've lost my car and now they're trying to take my house. Please help me to win the Lottery or our Christmas will be ruined.'

Come lottery night, he again fails to win anything. Undeterred, be prays to God again.

'I am now a bankrupt, my house has been repossessed by the finance company and so has my car. We are now living on the street, but all I need to get my life back together and perhaps enjoy some kind of Christmas is to win the lottery.'

Suddenly there's a flash of brilliant light and the heavens open and the man is confronted by the very voice of God himself.

'Hey, do me a favour will you, buy a ticket.'

Have a great day .....

Posted: **Thu Oct 09, 2008 7:02 am**

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Morning Ray, hope you and everyone else on here has a good day!

Posted: **Thu Oct 09, 2008 7:29 am**

[:D] Morning Ray, morning all. X

Posted: **Thu Oct 09, 2008 8:56 am**

Morning all,

"On the 76th day of Christmas, my true love sent to me...

..a home made fruit cake, yummy for my teaaaaaaa"

Posted: **Thu Oct 09, 2008 9:04 am**

Morning Ray

Hope everyone has a good day today

Posted: **Thu Oct 09, 2008 9:31 am**

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Morning Ray, my back is much better today thanks!

The sun is shining here, though a little cool outside.

Devon, I love yummy fruitcake!!!!!!!![:D]

Posted: **Thu Oct 09, 2008 11:58 am**

Morning Ray and everyone.Hope you all have a nice day[:D]xx

Posted: **Thu Oct 09, 2008 5:39 pm**

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Hi Ray and Everyone, hope you've all had a good day today.

Still no News yet, Ray but will let you know when I hear anything.

DT, Mmmmm, yummy fruit cake[:p]I like.[:D]

Jan, glad you are feeling better today as well.

xx

Posted: **Thu Oct 09, 2008 5:42 pm**

Hi DM. The back's well on the mend now - I've just caught the daughters cough!!!!!!!!![:D][:D]

Posted: **Thu Oct 09, 2008 5:46 pm**

Oh dear Jan, you take care of yourself, won't do the back any good when you're coughing all the time but at least you're still smiling, that's the spirit[:D] don't let it get you down.

xx

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