Posted: Tue Nov 25, 2008 9:38 am
Good morning peeps and peepettes ... we're on the final stretch now ... I can smell the Christmas Pud from here. Looking out of the window it's hard to believe I had to dig me way through snow last Saturday ... it's mild and sunny and I have lotsa rabbits in me garden.
Ten signs you're sick Christmas
1) You've got red and green bags under your eyes
2) You're serving reindeer pot pie
3) When you hear, "Sleigh bells ring, are you listenin'?," you scream, "No! I'm not listening!"
4) You climb on your roof and start shooting carolers with your air gun
5) You think you hear your Christmas tree taunting you.
6) Instead of spending time with family, you're watching some guy make photo copies
7) You're busted for running through town wearing nothing but mistletoe.
You've got eggnog coming out of your ears
9) Your standard response, "And happy holidays to you too, you pillock"
10) Wizz's jokes make you turn yer PC off
Ten signs you're sick Christmas
1) You've got red and green bags under your eyes
2) You're serving reindeer pot pie
3) When you hear, "Sleigh bells ring, are you listenin'?," you scream, "No! I'm not listening!"
4) You climb on your roof and start shooting carolers with your air gun
5) You think you hear your Christmas tree taunting you.
6) Instead of spending time with family, you're watching some guy make photo copies
7) You're busted for running through town wearing nothing but mistletoe.
You've got eggnog coming out of your ears 9) Your standard response, "And happy holidays to you too, you pillock"
10) Wizz's jokes make you turn yer PC off
