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Posted: Fri Nov 28, 2008 7:26 am
by Wizzzard
Hi folks ... hope you are all well ... nice and mild this morning though there was a slight touch of frost on the Wizzmobile at 4.30. Still, it is winter so I should expect it really but it always takes me by surprise ... talking of Surprise!!! Did anyone see THAT dress our Cilla was wearing at the awards ceremony ?? ... scrubs up well dun't she?

Danny had recently passed his driving test and decided to ask his clergyman father if there was any chance of him getting a car for Christmas, which was yet some months away. 'Okay.' said his father 'I tell you what I'll do. If you can get your 'A' level grades up to 'A's and 'B's, study your bible and get your hair cut, I'll consider the matter very seriously.'

A couple of months later Danny went back to his father who said 'I'm really impressed by your commitment to your studies. Your grades are excellent and the work you have put into your bible studies is very encouraging. However, I have to say I'm very disappointed that you haven't had your hair cut yet.

Danny was a smart young man who was never lost for an answer. 'Look dad. In the course of my bible studies I've noticed in the illustrations that Moses, John the Baptist, Samson and even Jesus had long hair.' 'Yes. I'm aware of that...' replied his father '... but did you also notice they walked wherever they went?'


Have a great Friday peeps xx

Posted: Fri Nov 28, 2008 7:35 am
by moretolife
excellent..just my kind of biblical humour..thanks ray

Posted: Fri Nov 28, 2008 8:54 am
by Julie
Ray [:D]

Its raining here [:(]
xx

Posted: Fri Nov 28, 2008 9:33 am
by kallis3
[:D][:D][:D]

It's cold and bright here, blue skies!

The only problem with Cilla is that all the plastic surgery she's had has made her face look like a hamsters with food stored in it - she can't close her mouth properly!

Posted: Fri Nov 28, 2008 10:22 am
by tori
[:D][:D]Morning Ray and everyone-It's lovely and clear here,but very cold and frosty...Yeah,i suppose Cilla does scrub up pretty well for her age,but Jan you are so right about her face!! That was a very accurate description[:D][:D]!! xx

Posted: Fri Nov 28, 2008 12:11 pm
by Wizzzard
Face??? what face??

Posted: Fri Nov 28, 2008 12:17 pm
by tori
[:D][:D][:D]

Posted: Fri Nov 28, 2008 1:23 pm
by Lisa2009
[:D][:D][:D]

Posted: Fri Nov 28, 2008 1:35 pm
by freelili
Good morning people, oh its afternoon.

[:D] Ray!!!!

Its cold and was wet here but its all kind of frozen now, I hope everyone is well and happy.

I didnt have any internet this morning, I have no idea why but never mind I made myself busy with sweeping leaves and generally trying to make the garden tidy and clean.

Have a great day.

Posted: Fri Nov 28, 2008 4:29 pm
by debtmountain
[:D][:D]...Ray!!...Hi Everyone,hope you're all having a good day,it's foggy and very cold here today[:(]..Brrr!!!...Putting Tree and Decs up tomorrow,can't wait,and only 26 days to go[:0][:D]..xx

Posted: Fri Nov 28, 2008 4:42 pm
by kallis3
It's been lovely and sunny here all day, but bitterly cold though.

Posted: Sat Nov 29, 2008 12:19 am
by Viki.W
Oh I missed the joke this morning. I've been in London for training and the whole journey back to Liverpool this evening was in thick fog! [:0] Very scary! [:D] Love the jokette Ray. Hope everyone has had a nice day. X

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