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Posted: Sun Dec 21, 2008 8:54 am
by michael.t47
I not been on for a while, but wanted o ish everybody merry xmas. working xmas day an boxing day. so have a great time all.
Posted: Sun Dec 21, 2008 9:17 am
by debtmountain
Ah!! Hope you have a lovely Christmas Michael with your family..shame[:(]though about having to work on xmas day and boxing day..xx
Posted: Sun Dec 21, 2008 9:21 am
by michael.t47
extra money will come in handy tho
Posted: Sun Dec 21, 2008 9:32 am
by debtmountain
very true Michael[;)]..hope you get a nice dinner though, will they feed you?.xx
Posted: Sun Dec 21, 2008 10:47 am
by Skippy
Merry Christmas to you as well Michael.
In case you wonder where it's gone I deleted your other post as it was a duplicate of this one.
Posted: Sun Dec 21, 2008 11:13 am
by Viki.W
Have a lovely Christmas Michael. X
Posted: Sun Dec 21, 2008 2:14 pm
by Julie
Have a lovely Christmas, Michael and everyone, hope you all have a good one and 2009 is a fab year for us all!
xx
Posted: Mon Dec 22, 2008 7:20 pm
by johnh
Christmas Jokette (apologies to Mr Whizz)
A young man named John received a parrot as a gift. The parrot had a bad attitude and an even worse vocabulary. Every word out of the bird's mouth was rude, obnoxious and laced with profanity. John tried and tried to change the bird's attitude by consistently saying only polite words, playing soft music and anything else he could think of to "clean up" the bird's vocabulary.
Finally, John was fed up and he yelled at the parrot. The parrot yelled back. John shook the parrot and the parrot got angrier and even ruder. John, in desperation, threw up his hand, grabbed the bird and put him in the freezer. For a few minutes the parrot squawked and kicked and screamed. Then suddenly there was total quiet. Not a peep was heard for over a minute.
Fearing that he'd hurt the parrot, John quickly open the door to the freezer, the parrot calmly stepped out onto John's outstretched arm and said, "I believe I may have offended you with my rude language and actions. I'm sincerely remorseful for my inappropriate transgressions and I fully intend to do everything I can to correct my rude and unforgivable behaviour."
John was stunned at the change in the bird's attitude. As he was about to ask the parrot what had made such a dramatic change in his behaviour, the bird continued, "May I ask what the turkey did?"
HAPPY CHRISTMAS
Posted: Mon Dec 22, 2008 9:46 pm
by Skippy
[:D][:D][:D] John!
Posted: Tue Dec 23, 2008 9:33 am
by tori
Merry christmas to you too Michael-and wishing you all the very best for 2009 xx... [:D][:D]John!!
Posted: Tue Dec 23, 2008 11:30 am
by debtmountain
John!![:D][:D][:D]
Posted: Tue Dec 23, 2008 12:58 pm
by kallis3
[:D][:D][:D]