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Posted: Wed Dec 31, 2008 7:50 am
by Wizzzard
Good morning all on this the last day of the year, a year which has shown us many changes in our lives not least of which how to handle money ... I give mine to Mrs Wizz. But joking aside I think that this year has been good to many of us despite the doom and gloom ... we have woken up to our problems and by examining them and discussing them with new found friends on this forum found the strength and the will to do something about them This forum is a safe harbour with a support network second to none and I for one would be lost without it. So ... IVA.CO.UK please continue to do what you do best and support those of us who need it.
Now for today's gigglette ....
On New Year's Eve, Wizz was in no shape to drive, so he sensibly left his car in the car park and walked home. As he was wobbling along, past Hull University he was stopped by a policeman.
"What are you doing out here at four o'clock in the morning?" asked the police officer.
"I'm on my way to a lecture," answered Wizz.
"And who on earth, in their right mind, is going to be giving a lecture at this time on New Year's Eve?" enquired the constable sarcastically.
'My wife,' slurred Wizz grimly.
Posted: Wed Dec 31, 2008 8:19 am
by flumpy dog
mr wizz you have a talent there.
how long will it be before THE LITTLE BOOK OF JOKETTES will be on the shelves !
hope youre recovering too ! FD [:D]
Posted: Wed Dec 31, 2008 9:13 am
by moretolife
good one ray...glad to see you are back on form[:D][:D]
Posted: Wed Dec 31, 2008 9:35 am
by kallis3
[:D][:D][:D]
Morning Ray - another good one! It's bitterly cold, frosty and foggy here this morning.
Posted: Wed Dec 31, 2008 10:26 am
by Lisa2009
[:D] Morning Ray and everybody else.
I like the sound of the little book of jokettes LOL.
Hugs to all xxxxx
Posted: Wed Dec 31, 2008 11:31 am
by pixie
Morning Ray, good to see you back on form!
Posted: Wed Dec 31, 2008 11:34 am
by flumpy dog
mrs s lets have a flumpy book of jokettes ! [:p]
Posted: Wed Dec 31, 2008 12:17 pm
by debtmountain
[:D][:D]..Hi Ray,love the gigglette and I agree with what you say about the forum[:)]..Hi to everyone else as well,it's bitterly cold out and very foggy,not going anywhere today,especially with this lurgycold[:(]..If you decide to arrange a flumpy book of jokettes Book launch Ray, I'll be waiting in the queue for my copy[;)]...Enjoy the rest of your day everybody..xx[:)]
Posted: Wed Dec 31, 2008 12:50 pm
by stressed_suzanne
Excellent one Ray!
Happy New Year to everyone - onwards and upwards
Posted: Wed Dec 31, 2008 12:58 pm
by Skippy
Excllent Ray!
Happy New Year to everyone from me as well xxx
Posted: Wed Dec 31, 2008 1:00 pm
by Lisa2009
FD, we could do a book of "blonde flump moments" LOL
Posted: Wed Dec 31, 2008 1:18 pm
by Skippy
Can I join in as well?!? I'm still being teased after I innocently said that I though brussel sprouts were root vegetables like cabbages!
Posted: Wed Dec 31, 2008 4:17 pm
by tori
Afternoon everyone..i would join the 'blonde club' but i've got brown hair i'm afraid[:D]!!..anyway-sprouts are root vegetables aren't they[;)][:D]!!..It is thick with frost & fog here today & it is bitterly cold..we have spent the day looking after our 3 nieces,so now we're just going to chill out for a few hours before we go for our meal[:)]..anyway,i hope everyone has a lovely evening whatever you're doing,and wish you all a very happy and healthy new year[:D]and Ray-i hope you're feeling okay today[:)]X
Posted: Wed Dec 31, 2008 4:33 pm
by kallis3
Sprouts grow on a stem don't they? I know I see them like that in the supermarkets - isn't it a cabbage stem?
Posted: Wed Dec 31, 2008 5:41 pm
by debtmountain
I've seen them too Jan[;)]so it must be true!!
Forgot to add earlier, Happy New Year to everyone from me too,let's hope we're all happier,healthier and wealthier although don't think the last one will happen[:(]..xx[:)]