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Posted: Thu Jan 01, 2009 7:18 am
by Wizzzard
.... Sorry just kidding [:D]. I hope you all had a good new years eve, it was very quiet in Wizzzard Towers, I went to bed (my arm chair) at 9.00pm and was dead to the world by 9.15. Best nights sleep I've had in a fortnight.

There's a man sitting at a bar just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half an hour, just staring at his pint of Newkie Brown. After a while a big trouble-making white van man steps up next to him, takes the drink from the guy, and just drinks it all down.

The poor man starts crying. The van driver says, "Come on man, I was just joking. Here, I'll buy you another drink. I just can't stand seeing a man crying."

"No, it's not that. This day is the worst of my life. First, I fall asleep, and I'm late to my office. My boss, in an outrage, fires me. When I leave the building to my car, I found out it was stolen. The police say they can do nothing. I get a cab to return home and when I leave it, I remember I left my wallet and credit cards there. The cab driver just drives away. I go home and when I get there, I find my wife sleeping with the gardener. I leave home and come to this bar. And when I was thinking about putting an end to my life, you show up and drink my poison."

Have a great day all

Posted: Thu Jan 01, 2009 8:23 am
by Julie
[:D] Ray - nice to see you back in form [:)]

Glad you had a good night sleep, make sure you're getting loads of rest.[:)]

xx

Posted: Thu Jan 01, 2009 8:54 am
by kallis3
'Struth Ray - I've only just got over this one!

Glad you are feeling better and you are certainly on top form.

[:D][:D][:D]

Posted: Thu Jan 01, 2009 9:48 am
by stressed_suzanne
Morning Ray :)I didn't sleep until DS1 got home - 3.15! Oh to be young again!

Posted: Thu Jan 01, 2009 9:57 am
by debtmountain
[:D][:D]...Morning Ray,Love the gigglette and I'm looking forward to this years batch[;)]...glad to see that you managed to have a good nights kip and hope you are taking things easy now[:)]..xx

Morning Everyone[:)]Hope you all had a good evening last night,we had a very quiet one in,couldn't believe how quiet it was outside[:0]compared to last year,just a few fireworks went off after 12 and then total silence...taking all our xmas decs down today and then going to have a nice relaxing day...hope you all have a nice relaxing day too..xx[:)]

Posted: Thu Jan 01, 2009 12:06 pm
by Skippy
[:D] Ray!

Glad you had a good night's sleep and hope you're feeling better xxx

Posted: Thu Jan 01, 2009 1:46 pm
by Viki.W
[:D][:D] Ray, love the title of this thread!

Posted: Thu Jan 01, 2009 2:18 pm
by tori
[:0]Oh my goodness,i'd better start my christmas shopping again[;)][:D]it will be here again before we know it!!!..Glad you managed to get a good nights sleep Ray,hope you are feeling much better now[:)]xx

Posted: Thu Jan 01, 2009 3:33 pm
by flumpy dog
one of my friends got 6 boxes of the 12 luxury-expensive! crackers for a fiver and 6 packs of the really expensive cards for 2 quid-jammy or what ?

Posted: Thu Jan 01, 2009 5:01 pm
by Skippy
I normally get my cards in the new year sales but I forgot to look this year so probably there's only rubbish left now! I'm sure they'll be 3 for 2 or something like that next year though!

Posted: Thu Jan 01, 2009 7:16 pm
by moretolife
that is the funniest thing....love it.!! made me chuckle out loud...keep em coming ray