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My dear brother has just emailed me this joke, so thought I'd share it with you all[;)]
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Flynn staggered home very late after another evening with his drinking buddy, Paddy. He took off his shoes to avoid waking his wife, Nancy..

He tiptoed as quietly as he could toward the stairs leading to their upstairs bedroom, but misjudged the bottom step. As he caught himself by grabbing the banister, his body swung around and he landed heavily on his rump. A whiskey bottle in each back pocket broke and made the landing especially painful.

Managing not to yell, Flynn sprung up, pulled down his pants, and looked in the hall mirror to see that his butt cheeks were cut and bleeding. He managed to quietly find a full box of Band-Aids and began putting a Band-Aid as best he could on each place he saw blood.

He then hid the now almost empty Band-Aid box and shuffled and stumbled his way to bed.

In the morning, Flynn woke up with searing pain in both his head and butt and Nancy staring at him from across the room.

She said, 'You were drunk again last night weren't you?'

Flynn said, 'Why you say such a mean thing?'

'Well,' Nancy said, 'it could be the open front door, it could be the broken glass at the bottom of the stairs, it could be the drops of blood trailing through the house, it could be your bloodshot eyes, but mostly.....it's all those Band-Aids stuck on the hall mirror.[:o)]

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Good one DM!

Good to see you Ray.

I hope you are feeling ok today.

Loving it Debtmountain!!! thanks for the smile n giggle x

Ray hope everything goes well for you & thank you for all you lovely jokes on the forum.
Please try to concentrate on getting to the bottom of your health issues & look to getting well again.

At the risk of sounding like I'm nagging you (according to my mum I'm good at that!) please make sure you get those visits sorted out. Your health is important and we want you back on here fighting fit xxx

I shall nag as well!

Glad you are not too bad, but you do need to do those appointments. We miss your jokettes!

Awww!! Ray, it's lovely to see you back but I'm going to sound like I'm having a nag too[:0]..You must look after yourself now and get your health issues sorted out..we all luvs ya on here and want you to get better very soon and will look forward to reading the new batch of jokettes as it's not the same without you on here[:(]....take care of yourself and Mrs Wizzz too..xx[:)]

You make sure you do as you are told then![:D]

We all love you as well and want you to get well soon!

Awww!! We all luvs ya too,Ray.[:D]. now you listen to all of us and get yourself better as we all care about you..Don't feel bad if you don't post as often at the moment as we all understand, but hope you will continue to post now and then just to let us all know that you're ok?...xx[:)]

We love you as well Ray, so as DM says please post now and then to let us know how you are as we'll all be worrying about you xxxxx

Here's another one...

Walking into the bar, Mike said to Charlie the bartender, 'Pour me a stiff one - just had another fight with the little woman.'

'Oh yeah?' said Charlie, 'And how did this one end?'

'When it was over,' Mike replied, 'She came to me on her hands and knees.

'Really,' said Charles, 'Now that's a switch! What did she say?'

She said, 'Come out from under the bed, you little B......!![:0]

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