Posted: Sun May 08, 2011 7:27 am
Four married Baby Boomer men go fishing and after an hour, the following conversation took place:
First Baby Boomer: ‘You have no idea what I had to do to be able to come out fishing this weekend. I had to promise my wife that I would paint every room in the house next weekend…’
Second Baby Boomer: ‘That is nothing, I had to promise my wife that I would build her a new deck for the pool…’
Third Baby Boomer: ‘Man , you both have it easy! I had to promise my wife that I would remodel the kitchen for her…’
They continue to fish. When they realized that the fourth Baby Boomer had'nt said a word, they asked him, “You haven’t said anything about what you had to do to be able to come fishing this weekend. What’s the deal?”
Fourth Baby Boomer: ‘I just set my alarm for 5:30 am.
When it went off, I shut off my alarm, gave the wife a slap on her butt and said…’
‘Fishing or Sex?’
And she replied:……. ‘Wear sun-block.’
Have a great weekend ... daughters home from Afghanistan so might see her next Friday.