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Posted: **Mon May 23, 2011 12:27 pm**

A man enters a barber shop for a shave. While the barber is foaming him up, he mentions the problems he has getting a close shave around his cheeks.

"I have just the thing," says the barber taking a small wooden ball from a nearby drawer. "Just place this between your cheek and gum."

The client places the ball in his mouth and the barber proceeds with the closest shave the man has ever experienced. After a few strokes the client asks in garbled speech.

"And what if I swallow it?"

"Not a problem," says the barber. "Just bring it back tomorrow like everyone else."

Have a great if windy day xxx

Posted: **Mon May 23, 2011 12:59 pm**

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Its really wild here! Ive had to go & catch my washing!

Posted: **Mon May 23, 2011 1:07 pm**

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It's blowing a blooming gale here too!!
Me and the kids flew on the school run this morning [:p]

Posted: **Mon May 23, 2011 2:14 pm**

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It's raining well here at the moment!

Posted: **Mon May 23, 2011 4:32 pm**

[:D][:D]Blowing a gale but sunny in the north east corner

Posted: **Mon May 23, 2011 4:34 pm**

It's sunny here now but still windy.

Posted: **Mon May 23, 2011 5:20 pm**

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