Posted: Fri Jul 01, 2011 8:27 am
Big Geordie was charged with murder but was acquitted by the skin of his teeth. Afterwards he told his lawyer that he could have proved he was innocent because he was in jail at the time the crime was committed.
"Why on earth didn't you tell that to the court?" asked his lawyer.
"Ah thort that it might prejudice the jury aginn me", said the Geordie.
Have a great weekend .... sunny all weekend