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Posted: Fri Jul 15, 2011 9:27 pm
by Andy1964
A mate of mine got himself an allotment to save some money on veg. etc, anyway, the first time he went a 6" layer of topsoil had strangely appeared, he thought nothing of it and the next day another 6" of topsoil had been spread all over, the following day it happened again.
Hmmm....he mulled...the plot thickens! [:p][:p]
Posted: Fri Jul 15, 2011 9:30 pm
by kallis3
[:D]
That's awful Andy!
Posted: Fri Jul 15, 2011 9:46 pm
by Foggy
Someone has mysteriously spread an evil rumour that our allotments are haunted. Now several people are too scared to go there..............The plot chickens.
Posted: Fri Jul 15, 2011 9:54 pm
by Julie
[:0] we need a "groan" smiley [:D]
Posted: Fri Jul 15, 2011 10:23 pm
by 4kidsnocash
I got up one morning and found my allotment covered in copies of "Great Expectations" Hmmm I thought, the plot Dickens
(sorry!)
Posted: Fri Jul 15, 2011 10:24 pm
by Andy1964
I'm sure I saw the ghost of Gloria Gaynor the other day ...........first I was afraid then I was petrified [:0]
Posted: Fri Jul 15, 2011 10:26 pm
by Andy1964
Ever wonder why allotments aren't allowed at sea......the plot sickens [:D]
Posted: Fri Jul 15, 2011 10:36 pm
by Foggy
Someone has mysteriously poured oil on my allotment... The plot slickens...
Posted: Fri Jul 15, 2011 10:42 pm
by Andy1964
I heard an allotment calling to me......the plot beckons.
Posted: Fri Jul 15, 2011 10:56 pm
by 4kidsnocash
Premier Inn have built a new hotel on our allotments, the plot check - ins
Posted: Fri Jul 15, 2011 10:59 pm
by Andy1964
Got a terrible blocked nose..........??
Posted: Fri Jul 15, 2011 11:10 pm
by Foggy
.... the snot thickens ?????
Posted: Fri Jul 15, 2011 11:18 pm
by Foggy
When you're neckin' with yer honey
And your nose is kinda runny
You might think it's funny...
But it's not
Posted: Fri Jul 15, 2011 11:54 pm
by kazzafunk
Oh dear guys these are terrible!! But very funny.[:D]