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Posted: Thu Aug 30, 2012 12:51 pm
by Andy1964
Just got back from hospital after having a mole taken off my shoulder.
Doctor said it all went well but the RSPCA are baffled as to how it got there in the first place...!!!![:D]
Posted: Thu Aug 30, 2012 3:38 pm
by Foggy
A man walks in to a doctors office with a frog on his head. The doctor leaps up and says: "Good grief, how on earth did you get that great ugly thing!"
The frog looks down and replies: "I dunno Doc, it started out as a little wart on my bottom!"
Posted: Thu Aug 30, 2012 4:51 pm
by Karen.mg
Ha ha ha what have you two been on? Laughing gas!!!
Keep it up!
Posted: Thu Aug 30, 2012 5:43 pm
by Andy1964
Foggy, was that the same bloke who had 50 rabbits on his head and when asked to explain it to the doctor he said "I dunno but two days ago there were only a couple of hares"
Posted: Thu Aug 30, 2012 9:27 pm
by Shining
[:D][:D]
Posted: Thu Aug 30, 2012 9:50 pm
by Foggy
Andy -- I have rabbits tattooed on my head because they look like hares from a distance.
Posted: Fri Aug 31, 2012 8:46 am
by footiemad
Don't know what you two are on but I want some!!!!!!
Posted: Fri Aug 31, 2012 12:51 pm
by Andy1964
...and the fella who goes to his doctor about a hearing problem, the doctor asks him to describe the symptoms so he says "ok then, Homer is fat and lazy and Marge has blue hair"......
Posted: Fri Aug 31, 2012 4:21 pm
by Foggy
Three old guys are out walking. First one says, "Windy, isn't it?" Second one says, "No, its Thursday!" Third one says, "So am I. Let's go get a beer."
Posted: Fri Aug 31, 2012 10:02 pm
by Shining
Makes me smile though! x
Posted: Fri Aug 31, 2012 10:07 pm
by Foggy
Here's a topical one:
What did the insolvent frog say ? ......
....."Baroke..baroke"