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Posted: Sat Jul 26, 2008 5:16 pm
by Wizzard
A businessman walked into a London bank and asked for the loan officer. He said he was going to the US of A on business for two weeks and needed to borrow £5,000. The loan officer said the bank would need some security for such a loan.

The business man then handed over the keys to a Rolls Royce that was parked on the street in front of the bank. Everything checked out and the loan officer accepted the car as collateral for the loan. An employee then drove the Rolls into the bank's underground garage and parked it there.

Two weeks later the businessman returned, repaid th £5,000 and the interest which came to £15.41.

The loan officer said, "We do appreciate your business and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are a bit puzzled. While you were away we checked and found that you are a multimillionaire. What puzzles us is why you would bother to borrow £5,000?"

The business man replied: "Where else in London can I park my car for two weeks for fifteen quid?" [:D][:D]

Posted: Sat Jul 26, 2008 5:20 pm
by Jan01
[:D][:D][:D]
Jan

Posted: Sat Jul 26, 2008 5:21 pm
by Wizzard
A vacuum sales man appeared at the door of an old lady's cottage and, without allowing the woman to speak, rushed into the living room and threw a large bag of dirt all over her clean carpet. He said,"If this new vacuum doesn't pick up every bit of dirt then I'll eat all the dirt."

The woman, who was a tad miffed by this display, said, "Sir, if I had enough money to buy that thing, I would have paid my electricity bill before they cut it off. Now, what would you prefer, a spoon or a knife and fork?" [:D][:D]

Posted: Sat Jul 26, 2008 5:29 pm
by angela18
ha ha!!

Posted: Sat Jul 26, 2008 5:30 pm
by kallis3
[:D][:D][:D]

Posted: Sat Jul 26, 2008 5:34 pm
by kallis3
George Bush is about to give a speech at the Olymics.

"Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh" he starts.

One of his aides rushes up to him and whispers "Mr President - those are the Olympic Rings - your speech is underneath!"

Posted: Sat Jul 26, 2008 5:47 pm
by Wizzard
Oh Kalli ..... that's naughty .... hilarious but naught lol

Posted: Sat Jul 26, 2008 6:44 pm
by moretolife
where do we digthese up from i wonder....i think folk in IVAs have an amazing ability to laugh at life.!!!

Posted: Sat Jul 26, 2008 8:11 pm
by kallis3
I have to confess that mine was courtesy of Rick Wakeman's show on Planet Rock on a Saturday morning!

Posted: Sat Jul 26, 2008 9:17 pm
by Soulgrowth
Good ones [:D] [:D] [:D]

Posted: Sat Jul 26, 2008 9:33 pm
by BlueShoes
How do you organise a Space Party?

You planet.

x

Posted: Sat Jul 26, 2008 9:38 pm
by Soulgrowth
Ha ha ha [:D]

Debbie