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Posted: Sat Mar 03, 2007 8:01 pm
by DebtDummy
Hello all, with today being a day of leisure I composed a poem. Let me know what you think. I have a working title, The Debtor's Poem.
Umm humm! Here goes.

The road to financial freedom is not straight. There is a curve called temptation, brake lights called confusion, sleeping policemen called shops, red lights called arrears, and tyre flats called stress. (needs alot more work here) Okay, the rest of it.

But, if you have a spare tyre called determinaton, an engine called perseverence, debtor's insurance called faith, a driver called responsibility, you will achieve a place called financial freedom.

Well?

I also have a dilemma. There was a debt collector, a bailiff, and a creditor sitting in a boat in the middle of the ocean. The boat had a hole in the bottom and was filling up with water. There's only 1 life jacket. WHO would you give it to and why? I shall start.

I would save the debt collector. Because, s/he would always ring me at 8:00 am every morning and I would never be late for work. Ha!

Your turn.[:D]



All I have left is my humour. :)

Posted: Sun Mar 04, 2007 1:13 am
by scaredkez
DD you are wasted here, i agree with your 3 in a boat question many a time at the weekend they have arisen me from my bed and enabled me to get to that all important football match what would i want a bailliff for and for gods sake shoot me if i ever asked for credit again, glad to see the humour is still there
kerri

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Posted: Sun Mar 04, 2007 7:32 am
by freelili
Hi

Thanks both, start sunday with a smile, this has made me laugh. I am pleased to belong to the same group og people as you two.

An Idea for a title, well for before one becomes a debtor anyway. Avoiding reality.

I would save the debtor, even though S/he.s not in there, why? might have a life and a job.

LILY

Posted: Sun Mar 04, 2007 12:48 pm
by DebtDummy
lol! Lily, I didn't think of that!

All I have left is my humour. :)