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Posted: Tue Aug 19, 2008 11:21 am
by Rainbow
Now, here is one full of good advice, as we have all suffered from these problems.

REVENGE ON THE TELESALES PESTS

Three Little Words That Work!!


(1) The three little words: 'Hold On, Please...'
Saying this, while putting down your phone and walking off (instead of hanging-up immediately) would make each telemarketing call so much more time-consuming that boiler room sales would grind to a halt.

Then when you eventually hear BT's 'beep-beep-beep'tone, you know it's time to go back and hang up your handset .... You have efficiently completed your task.

These three little words could help eliminate telephone soliciting.

(2) Do you ever get those annoying phone calls with no one on the other end?


This is a telemarketing technique where a machine makes phone
Calls and records the time of day when a person answers the phone.

This technique is then used to determine the best time of day for a
'real' salesperson to call back and get someone at home.

What you can do after answering: If you notice there is no one there, is to immediately start hitting your # button on the phone, 6 or 7 times, as quickly as possible.This confuses the machine that dialled the call and it kicks your number out of their system.Gosh, what a shame not to have your name in their system any longer!!!



3: When you get those 'pre-approved' letters in the mail for everything from credit cards to 2nd mortgages and similar type junk, do not throw away the return envelope.

Most of these come with postage-prepaid return envelopes, right?


It costs them more than the regular postage 'IF' and when they are returned. However,it costs them nothing if you throw them away! In that case, why not get rid of some of your other junk mail and put it in these cool little, postage-prepaid return envelopes.

Send an advert for your local chimney sweeper to American Express ... They might need one!
Send a pizza coupon to HSBC ... In case their canteen packs up.You get the idea.

If you didn't get anything else that day, then just send them back their blank application form ... After all, it is their form!

If you want to remain anonymous, just make sure your name isn't on anything you return.

You can even send the envelope back empty if you want to just to keep them guessing! It still costs them, and it is their envelope after all ... You are just returning it!!!!

The banks and credit card companies are currently getting a lot of their own junk back in the post, but folks ..... We need to OVERWHELM them, in order to stop them.

Let's let them know what it's like to get lots of junk mail,
And best of all they're paying for it ... Twice!

Let's help keep Royal Mail busy. Since the Royal Mail are saying that e-mail is cutting into their business profits, let's help them so they will not need to increase postage costs again. You get the idea!

If enough people follow these tips, it will work ---- maybe you'll get very little junk mail anymore.

Posted: Tue Aug 19, 2008 11:27 am
by Julie
Oh Rainbow thanks for that - wish I'd known about the # one before. Those silent calls drive you mad.[:D]

Posted: Tue Aug 19, 2008 11:33 am
by angela18
i'm just busy shredding all our junk mail, loan offers from provident.. they come on a weekly basis.. rat loves his eco friendly litter tray!![:o)]

Posted: Tue Aug 19, 2008 12:36 pm
by Viki.W
Brilliant post Rainbow.[:D] I didn't know about the post thing.[;)]

Posted: Tue Aug 19, 2008 1:00 pm
by Til
Genius - I will defo do the post!!! [8D]

On side note - we signed up to this free service and it cut our cold calls to next to nothing

http://www.tradingstandards.gov.uk/tels ... rvices.cfm

Posted: Tue Aug 19, 2008 1:17 pm
by plasticdaft
haha thats gonna save me some shredding. May get some of that glitter stuff,and slip it in an envelope or 3.

Posted: Tue Aug 19, 2008 1:19 pm
by Til
Ooooh PD that's evil genius [}:)] - I hate it when people send me glitter in cards I always spill it eberywhere and it takes ages to clear up - brilliant idea!!!!

[:o)]

Posted: Tue Aug 19, 2008 1:28 pm
by Lisa2009
Rainbow, that post is brilliant!!

I'm now actually looking forward to a silent phone call and a bit of junk mail LOL

Posted: Tue Aug 19, 2008 1:37 pm
by plasticdaft
mrs skint wrote:

Rainbow, that post is brilliant!!

I'm now actually looking forward to a silent phone call and a bit of junk mail LOL
haha me too,I cant wait,bet no one phones for weeks now!!!

Posted: Tue Aug 19, 2008 1:45 pm
by Rainbow
Thought this would amuse you all! I really like the glitter idea! Am now thinking of ways to put heavy items in the envelope so the postage costs them more!!!
Water bomb!

Posted: Tue Aug 19, 2008 1:54 pm
by plasticdaft
Rainbow wrote:

Thought this would amuse you all! I really like the glitter idea! Am now thinking of ways to put heavy items in the envelope so the postage costs them more!!!
Water bomb!
I am just going to stuff an envelope full of all the other junk mail and pick a different company to send it to every week.

Posted: Tue Aug 19, 2008 1:59 pm
by Wizzard
I love that Rainbow, and cheerfully hand over me jokette crown to you [:D][:D][:D]

Posted: Tue Aug 19, 2008 3:08 pm
by debtmountain
Brilliant Advice Rainbow [:D][:D][:D]

This really made me laugh especially the junk mail bit.

Posted: Tue Aug 19, 2008 5:04 pm
by kallis3
My junk mail has tailed off to virtually nothing - but I'll have fun sending it back when I do get any!

I shall definitly try the phone thingy as well. I hate those silent calls.

Posted: Tue Aug 19, 2008 5:18 pm
by bluey875
Another thing you can do is to use a psuedonym,i do it all the time when getting insurance quotes on line etc.That way if you get a letter with "that " name on it you know its junk and you can bin it with out even opening it.It must be amusing for my postman delivering letters addressed to mr marvin paranoidandroid,but funnier still was a call centre yesterday asking to speak to Mr Slarti Bartfast after i inadvertantly put my real mobile number in.i nearly bust my bladder laughing and the woman didnt even get it.