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Post by gavin » Fri Jul 04, 2008 4:03 pm
1 I can sizzle like bacon,
I am made with an egg,
I have plenty of backbone, but lack a good leg,
I peel layers like onions, but still remain whole,
I can be long, like a flagpole, yet fit in a hole,
What am I?

2 Which does not belong in this group:
Apple, Grape, Banana, Cherry, Pear


3 I guarantee," said the salesman in the pet shop, "that this purple parrot will repeat every word it hears." A customer bought the bird, but found that the parrot wouldn't speak a single word. Nevertheless, what the salesman said was true.
How could this be?
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Post by Lisa2009 » Fri Jul 04, 2008 8:49 pm
The person who bought the parrot was a mute????
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Post by Lisa2009 » Fri Jul 04, 2008 8:49 pm
or the parrot was deaf
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Post by chris.g » Fri Jul 04, 2008 9:12 pm
is the first one a rattle snake....???
second one is banana, 'cos the rest are all from trees and banana is a herb...????
third is that the parrot was deaf....?????
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Post by olympic_torch » Fri Jul 04, 2008 9:21 pm
i plump for cherry in the fruit coz all the others have the letter a in them.
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Post by Shining » Fri Jul 04, 2008 9:57 pm
Banana have to peel it before eating it, others you can eat straight from fruit bowl?
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