13 Days to Valentine

[Wizzzard]

Good morning peeps ... we've not had any snow as yet but the sky looks full of it. The forecast is a tad rough for this area over the next 3 days. Anyhoo, here is a story of the first kiss ... ever [:D]

A few days after the creation of Eden, the Lord called to Adam and said, "It is time for you and Eve to begin the process of populating the earth so I want you to kiss her."

Adam answered, "Yes Lord, but what is a kiss?" So the Lord gave a brief description to Adam who took Eve by the hand and took her to a nearby bush. A few minutes later, Adam emerged and said, "Thank you Lord, that Was enjoyable."

And the Lord replied, "Yes Adam, I thought you might enjoy that and now I'd like you to caress Eve." And Adam said, "What is a caress'? So the Lord again gave Adam a brief description and Adam went behind the bush with Eve.

Quite a few minutes later, Adam returned, smiling, and said, "Lord, that was even better than the kiss." And the Lord said, "You've done well, Adam. And now I want you to make love to Eve." And Adam asked, "What is 'make love' Lord?"' So the Lord again gave Adam directions and Adam went again to Eve behind the bush, but this time he reappeared in two seconds.

And Adam said, "Lord, what is a headache?"

Have a great sunday folks xxx

[kallis3]

[:D][:D][:D]

Dull, cold and windy here. Depends on which weather forecast you watch as to whether we're getting snow!

I'll wait and see!

[debtmountain]

[:D][:D][:D]...Morning Ray and everyone...hope you're feeling ok today Ray and good luck for tomorrow with the ultrasound....it's bitterly cold here too and a bit windy,but at least no snow yet!!...anyway,hope you all have a nice relaxing day today...xx[:)]

[Viki.W]

[:D][:D] Morning Ray, hope you're ok. We've had snow this morning!

[Skippy]

[:D]Ray!

We've not had snow here yet, but it's freezing cold and really windy. Thanks to the cat flap the kitchen is like an ice box!

[Lisa2009]

We have snow on and off all afternoon and it is bitter cold. We went to feed the horses and bed them down for the night and my little boy refused to even get out of the car.

[kallis3]

Don't blame him!

It's snowed on and off here, and is snowing at the moment. Just seen a weather forecast and she said that some areas could see up to 6"!!!!!!![:0]

[tori]

Well i hope we're not going to be the unfortunate ones who end up with 6" of snow..it's well and truly blizzarding here!!..

[kallis3]

The weather here is doing as it is supposed to at the moment. We have clear skies and it is bitterly cold. That is supposed to pass by midnight and then the snow is due to come in.

[yodaguy]

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